I have no trouble approaching and talking to women. This has always come natural to me and I dont really tend to get nervous around them. I am, on the other hand, having trouble with some of the cocky and funny responses and such that PUAs seem to have. Below are a few examples of what she and some other girls have said previously. I think I passed most their little "shit-tests," but certainly could have had a better response. My question is could you guys post some responses to these situations so that I can get an idea of the type of attitude and responses I should be giving? Thanks


EX 1: HB 9 was eating dinner with my friend and I. We had a good vibe going and I asked her what this strange little key on her car key chain was. She says, "The key to my heart" and smiles. I assumed this was an IOI and said nothing really.

EX 2: HB 9 and I were chatting it up in class and she asked me to help her apply for a job online (during study hall). So we were filing out this application and I was just teasing her for being prom queen and stuff, but she laughs and says something like, "You're an ass/jerk" but she was laughing and smiling. I wasn't sure how to take this so I just looked at her and smiled and said, "Yea."

Help?

EX 1. : aha, well you know its difficult to find a guy who can find the lock and know's where to stick the key; but sometimes there sitting right in front of you -smile!-. (if you know something about NLP you might be able to use a phrase like this to implicate having sex).

EX2.: thats right, but I'm the jerk you need the most... (explicitly do or do not refer to job application form depending on rapport...)

These are just examples. Have fun!!!

Just a tip: if you want inspiration look for cocky funny comedy films or shows: wedding crashers, johnny bravo, hitch, etc.

greetz Bucc.

It was not an IOI, she was being nice. As far as a C&F reply, I may have say "So all I have to do is steal your keys and have the key to your heart and your car? Sweetness" And I would actually make an attempt right there to grab them from her.
Any time a girl calls me an ass or a jerk, I look directly into her eyes and with a huge smile and say "Thank you".

Thanks guys.
Jurupa obviously im a noob then lol. How can you tell the difference between the two. I took it as an IOI based off of how she has been acting lately (slamming my locker shut on me, pushing me in the halls, etc.) Any help would be fantastic. Thanks

Being nice is simply that, being nice. And IOI is when you actually show a sign you are interested in the person. Take this girl for example, when she pushes you, she is showing an IOI.