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| Double J | PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 2:04 am | |
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Posts: 273 | | Target (looking at another guy in club) "wow he's fit" or "do you know that fit guy" something to that effect.
Now I've barreled threw and that seems to work ok, but i want a good response.
3 best one's win a cookie.
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| Zikki | PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:42 am | |
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Location: UK | | her: "wow he's fit"
me: "I dunno he normally gets to about 10 reps and starts having an asthma attack"
her: "wow he's fit"
me "shame he takes is up the arse..."
her: "wow he's fit"
me: "wow ur blind"
her: "wow he's fit"
me: "Ive had better"
her: "wow he's fit"
me "if u like him so much why dont u go show him what an intellegent attractive young lady you are.... oh yeah that'd be the problem wouldnt it..."
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| whoosh | PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 2:20 am | |
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Posts: 13 | | her: "wow he's fit"
me: "wow you're right, you better go hit that up then"
tease her, urge her on once more, then pretend to lose interest in her since she'll be 'hittin that up'. 99% of the times, they won't and will run back after you.
opens many options for more teasing and flirting.
if she actually does hit that up...then dam, she's got balls, figuratively speaking of course.
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| Zikki | PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 10:14 am | |
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Location: UK | | yeah the best way with a "competitive shit test" is to go along with her compliment, u can turn sum gay CnF routine into it, or just some negging of her etc..
its easy to detract attention from sum1, its better to make them such a focus of the girls attention she will ignore it...
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| Double J | PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:52 am | |
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Posts: 273 | | Good stuff guys, i actually got this shit test on the phone. I know that if there shit testing you over the phone then its not exactly "on" but hell its nice to have an answer right. I think i said, "yeah he's what all men aspire to be"... grade A shit...
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| breaker | PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 6:49 am | |
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Location: Sydney Australia | | Her: wow he's fit
You: wonder what he is compensating for.
Her: wow he's fit
You: Yeah I wish I was gay so I cared that much too.
Her: wow he's fit
You: Yeah his abs are tight bet his ass is loose though
Her: wow he's fit
You: yeah I noticed how fit he was when I saw him arrive on his VESPA
Her: wow he is fit
You: I guess it's true all the good ones are gay huh.
Her: wow he is fit
You: yeah (point to a fit girl) but check her out now that is fit I wonder how long it would take us to look like them. (or just neg her)
Her: wow he is fit
You: hey I am in shpe too, round is a shape.
I find comedy is always a good way to diffuse a shit test.
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| Sebastian V | PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 12:16 pm | |
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Location: Australia | | her: wow he's fit
You: Omg ur the horniest girl i've ever met, checkin out every hot thing that comes into the club... i bet ur only talking to me cos im sexy too haha!
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you could be a model..its too bad your not sexy
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