The Best Tease Routines (by Jay Wa)



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:46 am 
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When you ask for her number and she turns you down

You: "What would you do if I were to ask for your number?"
HB: "I don't give my number out to douchebags"
You: "Oooooh...hey, somebody call the Coast Guard, I think some one just got shot down!" [in a playful manner]

It won't win you any points with her (but its not like you had anything going for you) but it will tone down the awkwardness of her rejecting you.


What do you guys think? I've never field tested it.


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you - i bet you $20 i could kiss you on the lips without touching them.
her - no you cant!
You - yes i can, let me show you!
(now just lean in and peck her on the lips)
you - shit, i lost

Variation:
you - bet u $20 blah blah blah
her - okay (or sometimes: how?)
you - okay, but its really tricky!
give her a peck
you - dam, i messed up.

Enjoy.


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you - i bet you $20 i could kiss you on the lips without touching them.
her - no you cant!
You - yes i can, let me show you!
(now just lean in and peck her on the lips)
you - shit, i lost

Variation:
you - bet u $20 blah blah blah
her - okay (or sometimes: how?)
you - okay, but its really tricky!
give her a peck
you - dam, i messed up.

Enjoy.
kinda lame...but cute/funny. I'm sure she would like it.

The whole coast guard thing...I don't know man. That's a hit or miss. If noone laughs but you then you'll end up looking like Charlie Brown after a failed kick attempt. Try it and let me know how it goes though. I've seen a few guys actually do pretty well with the cute/funny routine.

Usually when you face rejection you make it her loss. She says she has a boyfriend tell her it's a shame, you really enjoy her presence and you liked talking to her, but you don't condone cheating so it would be best if she stopped talking to you. Nine times out of ten she'll come around. The usual response is "No I didn't mean it like that we can be friends." Then keep it up..."I'm really sorry miss lady. I'm a very promiscuous person (lean in close and kino escalate-your words are saying one thing but your body language is the only thing she really hears) and I respect your relationship. I wouldn't want to do anything to hinder or put a rift in that." Then walk away as smoothly as humanly possible. Her love button will be screaming for you and she'll most likely end up raping you later.

And I let you in on my K-close rejection comback...You lean in for the kiss and she turns away. You tell her you respect that but next time she'll have to kiss you. Field-tested, Pick-up approved. Never failed me yet. Had women asking me, pleading if they could kiss me.

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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:

"I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way)
"I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You

She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal.

"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You

This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.

"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You

Use this last one only if you really have to.
Okay, so what would, on that last one, qualify as "Really have to", because I seem to say stuff like that often. Is it bad to be profane at all? How much can I really swear?

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Okay, so what would, on that last one, qualify as "Really have to", because I seem to say stuff like that often. Is it bad to be profane at all? How much can I really swear?
The last one is more of a joke. I don't think I've ever used it. Most women find it unattractive when guys swear (especially against someone they care about) unless they are extremely comfortable with that guy. That being said, I find it attractive when a girl can say the word "fuck."


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How to neg and isolate your target from the masses:

"I can tell you're the high maintenance one out of the group." - You
"Oh really? How do you figure?" - Her
"Well, you got that mischievous look on your face." - You
"Haha, very funny buddy." - Her

Then sort of pull her aside from her friends and whisper to her:

"No, but seriously, you got something right there." - You (touching the side of your face)
"Really?" - Her
"Nah, I'm just playing with you, haha. I knew you were high maintenance!" - You

(note: can substitute "high maintenance" with "naughty")


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When you ask for her number and she turns you down

You: "What would you do if I were to ask for your number?"
HB: "I don't give my number out to douchebags"
You: "Oooooh...hey, somebody call the Coast Guard, I think some one just got shot down!" [in a playful manner]

It won't win you any points with her (but its not like you had anything going for you) but it will tone down the awkwardness of her rejecting you.


What do you guys think? I've never field tested it.
That's a great canned line, but try this. The next time you're in conversation with a girl, take out your phone, hold it for a minute like you've received a text, and then just hand it to her while continuing on with the conversation. In other words, you're never really asking for her number, you're just sort of inferring that she's going to give it to you.


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Hey Jay Wa -

I love this post.

When I hang out at bars and such, women often go to the bathroom. Usually the announcement is informational...

Her: "I have to go to the restroom."

Me: "Don't belive that stuff that's written in the third stall about me. It isn't true."

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Damn some nice lines here I'm gonna try to think of some myself now

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Okay, so what would, on that last one, qualify as "Really have to", because I seem to say stuff like that often. Is it bad to be profane at all? How much can I really swear?
The last one is more of a joke. I don't think I've ever used it. Most women find it unattractive when guys swear (especially against someone they care about) unless they are extremely comfortable with that guy. That being said, I find it attractive when a girl can say the word "fuck."

I don't like ghetto potty mouth girls either. It crosses the line when every other sentence a that comes out of a girls mouth contains a swear. It's simply inappropriate. But if I can "teach" them to say fuck, it is a sort of a turn on for sure! I teased this HB into saying "fuck off" because she was too nice. It ended up with her getting stalked by some weird dude. You are right though when the nice girl says the word "fuck" but only certain girls :)

I was totally turned on


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Its funny how so many people are saying these lines are good, i mean a lot of them i find SUPER cheesy. I'm not intending that to sound disrespectful, I'm just wondering if i'm the only one who feels this way. When you talk to a girl, you have to converse and that usually invovles a couple of initial lines. The reason the initial lines work is becuase they apply to the exact situation, otherwise they'll sound cheesy.
Well I think that a lot of this canned stuff is for guys that havn't got that much PU experience (like me).
When you first start learning the game, you might not be able to make good stuff up that is perfect for that excact situation yourself, since there's so much technique to think about when dealing with women. The more experience you have, the less canned material you'll need I guess.

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works really well, keep up he good work!

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hey girl i'll gonna accuse you - you
for what? - her
for stealing my heart- you


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Damn man I digged up a little goldmine! Thanx people! They've worked brilliantly.

But the last one, little bit corny I think. It's a well known under the lady's


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Boyfriend Line

HB: "I have a boyfriend" (Smile)

PUA: "Yeah.. he actually sent me to test you.. judging by those eyes.. you failed, but.. I can be bought." (Bigger smile)



Addition to another
HB: I have a boyfriend

PUA: Only one?? ...Rookie


Extras:
The "She Always like this??" line always works

And a lot of girls wear their sunglasses on there head after dark.. Flip em down on her face, smile and say "You can probably put those away for the day.."

-Fresh


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