Everytime im in a converstation, this question comes up. " So how old are you" and my response is always " how old do i look". Any help on some creative way to make her laugh or something she has never heard before would be greatly appreciated.

The only one that i came up with when she ask my age is:

25 and a half
or 25 and 1/2

They usually laugh at this because your kinda actin like a little kid

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the best answer that was realized to me, is also the simplest.

"guess?"

you now have so much material after this to be cocky funny.

Me: guess?
Her: no i dont want to
Me: ill give you a hint, its not 12 (or from 1-50) - you can use these if she goes straight for wanting a hint.

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Me: Guess?
Her: 30 (im not 30)
ME: What? where did that women's intuition go? or thats it, i cant talk to you anymore

guess: is by far the easiest to remember, and the most flexible.

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I never give a serious answer to that question, and keep changing it. When Ive been drinking I come out with some really bizzarre stuff.

An older women than I (im 20 she was 45), asked me my age and i came out with a little elaborate reply.

"well funny you should mention that, since the born of nazi germany I was hitler's personal experiement to become the worlds best ballet dancer, I was genetically enhanced with the ability never to age, so I may have the youthful look of a 20 year old but I assure you I have experienced over 65 year's of amazing history...." and some other bullshit about fighting in nam. She couldn't stop laughing, and bought ME a drink!.

I've often looked at them with a friendly non-creepy smile and say "however old you want me to be" usually gets a laugh...if not that then definitely "how old do i look"...or a quick "35" when I obviously look 18-23

I sometimes answer in days, rather than in years

HB: "how old are you?"
Me: "9125 days" (= 25 years)

Smart, but you can use it only in certain languages, like English or German (Wie alt bist du?).

Unlike these, in Slovenian languages there isn't such possibility. In Russian (Skolko u Tjebja ljet?) or Polish (Ile masz lat?)asking about age sounds like this: "How many years have passed since your birthday?", so you have to tell exact age

anyway, this was a digression

B: how old are you?
YOU: not old at all

I've used:'Old Enough to Know Better,Too Young To Care'.Then again if you're pushing late 50's it might not be the best of lines xD or maybe it would ??

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I have only recently turned the age to go clubbing (legally anyway) and now that i have im opening older women and of course im opening girls about 21 22 and i look 18 so when they ask my age i simpley say the following
It has to be said like a kid would say it

"Well im 12 now but im going to be 13 pretty soong"

HB's will laugh at if you say it right then I either run the guess routine or again tell them in days

18=6570 then tell them to work it out for themselves and subtly change topic

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Ha yea.. Albanian - Sa vjet i ke? or Sa vjet i mbushe? or Sa vjet i bore?
Meaning "How many years do you have?"
or
"How many years have you filled?"
or
"How many years did you make it?

I agree, really there's nothing creative at all that you can say in response. All you can do really is pretend to count your age on your fingers, and say "eight!" while holding that many fingers up. Whatever.

David DeAngelo told me to ask her "how much do you weigh?"

If said playfully/cocky-funny it totally flips the interaction on her, shatters her reality so she can see that you are different from the other 243875 guys that approach her.

You go from being qualified to being the qualifier.

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If english:
"Im too young, it says "you're going to jail" on my underwear"
"Ladies first"
"Thats like a second-date kind of a question for me, but im old enough to buy me a drink"

But i liked what D.C said about the intiution thing, i can see another fun topic going from over there.

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You can give your real age and still come off funny.

"I'm 26 and after that I'll be 27". It works best if you say it with a straight face. I stole it from a "Weird" Al Yankovic video.

lol, in my language its also the same way, but I don't see any problems answering in days... strange that you came with that idea

Like most people my age, I'm 22.

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