A girl I've number closed and built attraction and comfort with.. Phone conversation:


Come to [insert bar name here] with me, I'm bored..


She replies: I won't ever like you, no woman will Ever like you. Unless you change your looks AND personality.

end of conversation

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@College Campus Day Game

Girl eye fucks me.

I walk over with a smirk on my face, and say

"You know, you can't look at me like that and not say anything"

Her reply: "Don't ever use that line on another girl again" *Walks away*

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Should have replied, "I know you are but what am I? Hey! Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you! . . . Are you listening to me?! . . . Do I look like a gay drug dealer to you?? Can I have your opinion?? Your eyes are angelic! No . . I mean the stars in your eyes came down from the sky . . no . . . heavens above?!? OK! I'll call you later honey!" . . "My, you have a pretty middle finger! . . . "

[/quote]Should have replied, "I know you are but what am I? Hey! Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you! . . . Are you listening to me?! . . . Do I look like a gay drug dealer to you?? Can I have your opinion?? Your eyes are angelic! No . . I mean the stars in your eyes came down from the sky . . no . . . heavens above?!? OK! I'll call you later honey!" . . "My, you have a pretty middle finger! . . . "[quote]

LOL!!!!! ROTF!! "Can I have your opinion"!?! Too much!

Nice one Kasabi !

i was at a club and i approached a big set of girls. i dont remember how many honestly. i basically said, "hello ladies, is everyone having a good time tonight?"
one of them said, "why the fuck are you talking to us?"
and i dont crash and burn, i take people down with me. i aint goin without a triumph of some sort
so i say "I am going to have to ask you ladies to leave my club, i dont like your type polluting this great environment."
they had the nerve to say "you dont own this fucking club, u are way too young"
i was 19. haha but im always told i look at least 23. weird number i know haha
so right after they say that, my friends that are girls walk by and say, "OMG MR MYLASTNAME. Lets take a picture with him!! i cant believe im meeting the owner!"
i may or may not have told them i was going to use this line incase of a blowout haha

the sets jaws just drop and they apologize to me. and i just pointed to the door. hahaha funniest shit ever..
i guess it wasnt a horrible blowout, but it was a funny recovery

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This one scarred me . It was on Myspace when I had first started off a few years back.

I did a quick mistaken identity and then an opinion opener and the girl replied back. She asked if I knew her to which I said no and she asked me not to get in touch with her again. She had written something about how sometimes short relationships leave a big scare in ones life. I picked her on that and told her that she is very sensitive and stuck up and no wonder she writes all these depressing things on her post.

Ouch !! She came back hard and strong on my comment. It turns out that her father left her and her mom when she was little and is now back in her life screwing it again and the post was for him !! She started callin me names and went balistic and suspected that I am a secret admirer or something that is trying to get to know her. She told me that she would call the cops on me and print out all these details if I ever get in touch with her again. She said that she was scared and that I creeped her out !!! And I only sent her like 2 message (the opinion and the stuck up comment)

I freaked out and apologized for her father and said that she deserved better. I made up the fact that I was a 15 year old kid trying to sarge women online . She said sorry and asked me to have no hard feelings. i never bothered to ever ever get in touch with her again.

But boy I lost my senses for sometime thinking about her reaction !!!

this one happened to my m8. we all just met on first day at campus, and there was real hb8 walkin by, so we threw down the gauntled and he obliged. he wnt up to her and tried gaming her for a # close(had no idea whats it called at the time), he failed miserably.

first day of lectures lo and behold she enters, shes our first lecturer on the day! the entire seminnar room burst out loughing.

this one happened to me on the first day of a wedding i was making out with a girl behind the venue as didint want to let her parents see, polish ppl very protective of their daughters.

next day were sitting together and my cousin who had no idea that we did anything, sits next to me and bellows out "alrite m8, u gay bastard. i saw u making out with that big fat bold guy from the band out back, cmon man u need to have some standards!!" obviously he had no idea that we were in fact making out out back most of the night lol. its a funny coincidence that totally blew me out

she bursts out crying and goes off to the toilet dont get to see her for the rest of the night...

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These are all pretty good. Ive had plenty of blowouts but sadly cant remember the worst one right now. I think we should make a book and put all these into it. Id read it. The last time i had a blow out it would have been bad but i managed a recovery. I already posted it somewhere else in the forums so im not going into it again. It would also be nice to see some almost crash and burns and see how they managed to pull them off. Or even a TV series where you video tape really bad crash and burns or even purposfully crash and burn to show people what not to do. It would also double in embarrasing that person to the world and showing how stuck up and bitchy they are.
Or maybe develope a new opener where you walk up and ask a group of girls if you can video tape them and ask them cheesy pickup lines and role play like they are rejecting you for a class project or something. That way your end goal would seem like you want them to be as mean and reject you as bad a possible but it throw a new light on it and basically would make anything they say part of the pickup. Or not let them know until after they deliver the rude comment then act like that is the exact respose you wanted because you are doing research and maybe have a prop to proove it.

Skankin