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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:39 pm 
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ST: What are you doing?

( a little vague but....)

answer: Making kite's for orphans... what does it look like i'm doing?

This thread should be sticky.

New test: Do you always dress like this?


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Yes I do. I always dress cute. Do you always surf pick up sites?

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you are supposed to leave next ST. however since this one wasn't answered in previous page I'll take it.

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ST: Your mean
PUA: yes I am. I'm a real badass, we would never get along. 8)



ST: stop touching my hair!


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Shit Test: She says shee is going to buy you a beer then hands you 3 dollars.[/quote]

answer: "I don't let strange girls buy me drinks... but thanks for the 3 dollars (put the money in ur pocket and smile at her)


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say your on the topic of sex

ST: oh like you would know what that feels like


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HB: Hahah is that what you want?
I'm hard-pressed for an answer. Too many openings, perhaps.


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say your on the topic of sex

ST: oh like you would know what that feels like
PUA: are you kidding me? I've done all kind of freaky stuff.. hell, I was even assfucked when I was in jail. 8) Nahh just kidding. :P




ST: you're just a boy, I need a MAN


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ST: you're just a boy, I need a MAN


reply: you're right you're waaaay to old for me[/quote]


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"Why don't you buy me a drink"
Answer:"Why don't you do my laundry? You shouldn't be so sexist."


New Shit Test: "I really love Jewel, Don't you think she sings well?"

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ST: you're just a boy, I need a MAN


reply: you're right you're waaaay to old for me
[/quote]

Or...
I need a girl, not a grandmother...


ST I was just playing with you, that was just nasty...

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ST I was just playing with you, that was just nasty...
"you are a naughty girl"



ST: "why won't you just leave me alone?"


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ST: "why won't you just leave me alone?"
*bump*


PUA: if you want me to leave so bad, then why are you still standing there? :P




ST: "I have a bf" (when she doesn't actually have one)


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ST: "I have a bf" (when she doesn't actually have one)
answer: (if im 100% sure shes single in a serious tone but with a slight smirk) " no you dont" , (if im not 100% sure she's single) "well then why are you coming on to me"

shit test: Why are you staring at my breasts?


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ST: 'why are you staring at my breasts?'

Reply: 'Because they wont stop looking at me! Tell them to stop it! Theyre making me feel uncomfortable!'

ST: 'you shouldnt speak to girls like that...'

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ST: 'you shouldnt speak to girls like that...'
PUA: "I know. They just keep listening."

ST: "Evaporate!"


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