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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:15 pm 
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<b>ST: Are you gay???<b>
So much you could do with this.
Basic idea: "Yes, [expand]"
Expand: Nothing; "See that cute guy over there? He's my boyfriend."; "I love a good six-pack!" etc

ST (online): "Am I pretty/attractive?" [If you're not attracted to her, but she is you, and you want to keep her as a friend]
I've been having this recently.


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ST (online): "Am I pretty/attractive?" [If you're not attracted to her, but she is you, and you want to keep her as a friend]
I've been having this recently.
Answer: Depends on perspective

"ST": "You are girlish"


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:28 pm 
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ST: "You are Girlish"

Answer: Who told you I sit down to pee?


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:03 am 
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since there was no ST included, i'll answer the ST that wasn't answered

shit test: you're probably soo happy i gave you my number

answer: as happy as I was 2 minutes ago when I got the number of THAT girl [point to some hot chick] 8)


New ST: you seem silent today?


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New ST: you seem silent today?


A: I'm just contemplating life.

ST: Why are you looking at her?


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:48 am 
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ST: Why are you looking at her?

Me: Cause she's hot.

ST: Who's hotter, me or my friend?


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ST: Who's hotter, me or my friend?

Answer: Your friend, she's less insecure...



New ST: Oh your friend is cute :)


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:34 am 
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New ST: Oh your friend is cute :)
answer: yea I styled him for tonight 8)



ST: why don't you just leave?


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:36 pm 
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ST: why don't you just leave?
PUA: Oh sarcasm, I like that, you just scored 10 points. If you get 10 more, I'll let you kiss my cheek.

ST: I already told you, I'm married.

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I already told you, I'm married.
PUA: I'm pregnant.

ST: You really think you can hit on me do you?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:10 pm 
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ST: You really think you can hit on me do you?
"Yes." Then quickly change topics and keep talking etc.

"ST": "Fuck off"


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"ST": "Fuck off"[/quote]

Ans: Cum again? (jk don't use that one).
Ans2: The last time I did that I got mugged! (tell story)

ST: Your mean


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:58 am 
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ST: "Fuck off!"
Answer: "Oh my, that is some foul language, that's gonna cost you points missy"

ST: "I really don't care, just get out of my face!"

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:01 am 
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ST: "I really don't care, just get out of my face!"
Answer: Sure you care. Now, about your face.....

ST: I'm busy tonight


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:01 pm 
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ST: I'm busy tonight
Answer "Oh so am I, but I'm sure I could squeeze you into my busy schedule, maybe between 8.20 and 8.55? *look in phone/organiser"

ST: "Um, What are you doing?" Chick looking at you kinda pissed/bitchy


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