OK, so basically I am a subscriber to the theory that it doesn't matter what you say to a girl, it is about the overall impression you create.

I have been talking to some non-community friends about it and they think that there is some importance in what you say. Now to prove them wrong, I have asked them all what is the worst possible thing a guy could say to a girl. Several corny lines were thrown up, but finally we settled on this:

"You're fat and I totally want to fuck a fat chick"

Now I have made bets with all my friends that if I can say this to a girl and go on to k-close her the same night, then they all have to give me money. I am still waiting to talk to a few more people so I can up my winnings. I am totally confident of being able to do this and reckon I can make at least $100 out of it.

In flight school, one of the things pilots have to do is deliberately stall the plane and then recover so that they'll know how to do it in an emergency situation. Too often I read about potential PUAs who suffer one minor setback and give up completely, when they could easily have recovered. My challenge is a bit like that.

So I now challenge you all to attempt this. I will report back how it goes when I do it. Probably a couple of weeks though.

You might get your ass kicked by someone saying shit like that.

Haha, oh well, I live on the edge.

haha that would be wild
i love it

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First of all, I am not going to get a slap in the face. I will be smiling when I say it.

Second of all, by the end of the conversation she will be better than I found her.

You have actually reminded me of a thread I need to start about the whole "leave her better than you found her" thing.

Don't worry, I am ethical. Much more ethical than a lot of people on here I might add. The girl in question is going to have a night to remember for all the right reasons.

It's within the first minute, so not technically an opener.

I imagine it will go something like this:

Me: Hey, how you going?
Her: Good, u?
Me: Good......[smile, deep breath]

Yeah, because getting rejected or getting slapped in the face is on par with dying in a fucking plane crash. (sarcasm)
That means you just have to make shit better before you leave them. Using that line probably isn't going to do any irreversible damage.

I approve of this challenge and will do it tomorrow night if I remember to do it.

This is a hilarious idea, cant wait to see how it all turns out!

Aaron, I admit that when I thought of this that was a bit of a worry. Initially I had thought that if I just found a thin girl, she would just laugh. However, unfortunately pretty much every girl on the face of the planet does think they are fat, so chances are she will at least be stung a bit. However, I think I can pick the right girl - it will be one with enough confidence to withstand this and not one with an obvious weight problem.

Wait, so you're going to go for one who does not have an obvious weight problem?! But that's terrible!

Also, if you just pick a really cool girl who doesn't mind being called fat, then how much credit should you get for being able to k-close? I think your friends (or whoever these people are who are making the bets) should be able to choose the girl!!

I did something similar...

First, why I dont like your line: Its mean and you might hurt someone.

Second, it is insulting but not decreasing your value too much.


So I was gonna show a wing that it is not so dangerous to fail a pickup. I went up to a couple, clearly a couple and told the guy "Hey man, I am trying to pick up your girlfriend. If you wanna beat me down, please do."

Another thing I heard of wa someone (maybe from this forum) going up to a girl telling her that he had some kind of fetish... Try to recover from that...

I have pulled with "I have a small dick and crabs do you want to fuck?". It is pure frame also deliver it like "Hey my friends bet me I wouldn't go up to the cutest girl in the club and say this ....... hows it going?"

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I have every confidence in you, tempted to try it myself. Let us know how it goes.

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Last night I was at this pool party and I tried out this sentence, on a girl who was a 9, at first she seemed pretty shocked, and then she looked at me with a look that was saying something like: What the fuck is wrong with u! . but she did not leave . And after we had talk and cuddle for about 15 minuets, I isolated her and then i k-closed her. After we had kissed for a while, she started asking me if i actually thought she was fat. So since i already was kissing her i did not think she would leave if I sad yes so I sad naaaw . . . not much and then she sad I am not fat! do u not believe me? I got really surprised so I sad Yeah, sure then she sad OK, then follow me and I will show u then we went up to a room, and then she loked the door and threw all her close off, except her G-string, and sad do u still think I look fat!?" and by now i was terrified, and wondering what kind of girl this was, then i after a long pause i finally sad No, and then she came towards me looking like she was going to attack me, but then she suddenly started kissing me, and after a while we had sex, and it was the best sex i have ever had. So thank u very much for posting this post.

- Cosy

Cosy, what were your first few sentences after the line? At what point did the "what the hell is wrong with you?" mood get replaced by a more positive mood?