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Majishan
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ST: why are your hands all over me?
Reply: Because your hands are not all over me.. someone's gotta break the ice around here!


ST: I don't go for BIG/(FAT) guys
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ST: why are your hands all over me?
Reply: Because your hands are not all over me.. someone's gotta break the ice around here!


ST: I don't go for BIG/(FAT) guys
answer depends on the situation and how she said it... i'd probably use:

1) it's all muscle baby! 8)
2) then why are you still talking to me?
3) that's funny because I don't go for skinny girls



ST: do you still live with your parents?
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ST: do you still live with your parents?
How about...

*Look around worriedly*
(Quietly, in her ear) "Yeah, but don't tell anyone"

Has to be done so she can tell you're joking and not being serious ofc.



ST: Do you actually think you look good in those clothes!?
When not peacocking.
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ST: Do you actually think you look good in those clothes!?
When not peacocking.
oh stop trying so hard to make me take my clothes off(not sure about this btw)


ST: do you think your funny or something?
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ST: Do you think youre funny or something.

PUA: I only think with my penis, when you get closer ask him. (CnF)

ST: Have you ever cheated on your GF before?

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ST: Have you ever cheated on your GF before?

answer: I once had 3 GFs, does that count? :D





ST: what makes you special?
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ST: what makes you special?
Answer: Stick around and you wont have to ask me

Of course its sometimes true but ive recently had it used on me as a shit test.

ST: Im on my period

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Reply: Thanks for the Info :P

ST: My friends are gonna wonder where i've gone.
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ST: My friends are gonna wonder where i've gone.
Answer: My friends all already wondering and here I am *smile*
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Reply: Thanks for the Info :P

ST: My friends are gonna wonder where i've gone.
Answer: I know where you are, I'm right here (huge smile)

ST: You wanna buy me a drink?
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You get the first round.

OR I don't buy girls drinks.

That one worked excellently last night, the girl I was talking to actually offered to buy me one.


ST: How come your drinking water?

(Same girls opener :wink: )
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You get the first round.

OR I don't buy girls drinks.

That one worked excellently last night, the girl I was talking to actually offered to buy me one.


ST: How come your drinking water?

(Same girls opener :wink: )
reply: it's vodka, but you can't have any

st: i bet you waited all day for my text didnt you?
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st: i bet you waited all day for my text didnt you?
Yes my love, I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat, I just sat and stared and waited for the your text, getting my hopes up every time I would get some text and being crushed when it was some ad and not you. Of course ;-)

Is it just me, or is playing along and totally exaggerating the best way to deflect most shit tests?

ST (assuming you didn't have any long term one for ages, just some casual sex, but want to get something serious going with this one): What was the last time you had a girlfriend?
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ST: what is the best thing about me?


the look you get when you undress me with your eyes :)

or maybe when she ask you say"i love this game" pose/smile and then say "here do me first"


<b>ST: Are you gay???<b>

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ST (assuming you didn't have any long term one for ages, just some casual sex, but want to get something serious going with this one): What was the last time you had a girlfriend?
hahah too good to resist

answer: in about another 2 minutes

shit test: you're probably soo happy i gave you my number
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