Heres a text convo I had last night. Normally, I consider my text game to be good. But this HB8 through me for a loop.

"Wow. We are so over due for Barney Stinson shots." Barney (side note I have a shot named after me at one of the bars in the city... a huge DHV)
"Ya! Like holy Fuck! I was in the middle of a text to you! Creepy" HB8
"Thats super crazy. I think thats destiny. Lol. So we better rock some soon." Barney
"Ya. Easter break k"HB8
"That might be tough. I got two finals on saturday and a final monday. I could maybe be dragged away for a bit saturday to celebrate." Barney
"=)" HB8
"Ok. Its your responsibility on saturday to distress me after my two finals. what ever it takes " Barney
"Haha. Always." HB8
Your the bomb. Talk to you then. Plan on coming over, watching a movie and having Barney Stinson shots in your mouth." Barney
"Is that all that will be in my mouth?" HB8
"No. We'll have some fun" Barney


I don't think my last text was as good as it could have been. Any suggestions? Or is it not such a big deal, cause she's pretty into me.

Barney Stinson

Honestly man if a girl is forward enough to show intention like that then chances are even if your last text was lame which it wasnt you should be good to go when you two meet up . If you would have given her some uber sexual text back she would have probably been turned off but u played it cool and gave her something to think about not saying too much. I have had girls tell me things like this over texts and lookin back i texted back like an AFC and most of the time if the girl had the guts to say it over text she came through with what she said. your solid mang.

man you are good 2 go lol

2 weeks ago I had a similar story, which finished with:
V msg: When you come over tomorrow I ll give you the lollipop I promised you.
HB msg: That's all Im gonna get??
V msg: You ll c

next day at my house almost F-close, but I turned her down at the last moment cz she was pissing me off (long story)

The point is you are good, and keep doing what you did in your last txts, for some reason girls like playing along when you are talking about sexual things, but not making it seem so obvious, works for me all the time

V3nu