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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:06 am 
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just so you guys know, im a chick, and i watch this show. women are on to you. and women think this whole concept is lame. women also think that mystery and his wingmen are ugly tryhard fags.

good luck to any of you men who use the canned openers etc. in most cases, chicks will just look at you oddly, laugh uncomfortably and walk away shaking their heads thinking that you're weird, even if they dont know that you're using someone else's material. if you've got it, you've got it. if you don't, you don't. you learn it by being social, not by reading/watching a manual. if you wanna PU, practice by yourself and dont try so hard to follow this loser's instructions and guide.

also, i am not in america. this show is going global, women all over the world understand this 'game' and believe me, you guys are getting played right back. enjoy and good luck to you all.
lol!

opener - hey is your name Billie? oh. nvm.

opener - [because im on campus and I made it up as i just walked back to residences] hey, im trying to solidify a theory i made, its random but I'm interested to know this.. do u usually keep ur blinds open at residence? I find that my friends who are the most social keep their blinds flipped open or even drawn all the way back and the quieter ones the opposite.

nothing spectacular but ill try it out

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it was crisp cream when i took the HB's number on the facebook ,
u guyz can check out the Conv. and have sum usful tips :)
Credit goes to David Angelo .

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Me : U look KINDA cute , r ya friendly ?

HB : i dont know..id like to think that i am..
but im not that self centred..so i cant exactly answer that..

HB : and wait a sec..kinda cute?
ouch! hahahha you look very flexible..
wish i could do half the things you do..

Me : "but im not that self centred" u sounded like a Fan of Dr. Phil T.V Show !.
normally u dunt get compliments from strangers , do you ?

HB : erm..i get the random ones..or the long freaky
stares when walking..but i dont think too much about it..

Me : Fair enough :) ,
go head first and start complimenting me .. :)

HB : erm...okay..hmm..i love your body..and i like a guy who can breakdance..oh and your jaw line...to die for! ;)

Me : stop complimenting me , i m not giving you my phone number *wink

HB : ahahhahhaha you do know i can take it from your profile page...
but if you dont want to then i understand...can i say your loss? :)

Me : Woow , that was Pretty smart for a GIRL !
u really impressed me ! * Claps*

HB : well thank you...guess im not your everyday girl then.

Me : u really fun person to talk with :) . i g2g now Sarine to complete my workouts , i would like to keep in touch with you, whats ur Cellphone's Number ?

HB : +97150****** have fun working them muscles out :)
oh and it was a pleasure talking to you too ;)

Me : Sent her sms . ( Dont be a stalker and call me 50 times a day )

HB : I will try not stalking you but i dont guarantee anything .

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Flexible = i do flexible moves cuz i am a bboy .
( YuFo RubberLegz = My Facebook's name )

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:05 am 
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just to contribute thought of it yesterday
the opener: "hey....I got a Mercedes" which one of you guys said as a fun one
you can twist it and put like an AMOG accent into it, and after they will be like WTF and you just say: "I was fukin with you guys, I just saw a guy open two girls with the phrase, and couldn't resist doing it myself, can you believe he actually did that ?" then just turn around C&F style, then you can turn back at them again and stack bff test or something else, delivery is a major in this :twisted:


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:45 pm 
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i dont like sharing openers much.. they are easy to come up with on ur own... use what they wear or ur wearing etc. (wings can ask a set about the pink shirt his buddy is wearing... blah blah).. but i thought id share this one since it seems unlikely to work but works well in a group, seems to always work...with a wing

one of you stand somewhere try talking to someone.. hopefully u have a third friend or more there talk to them.. or a waitress or a random if u can manage...

ur wing walks up to the group where ur target is and opens them by simply saying
"hey guys im -name- you all look like you're having a pretty good time here so i dont think you'll mind, (look at target) my friend over there (describe him quickly) thinks you're kinda cute but hes a bit shy... you should go over and ask him to dance." you can add "go on... ill hold your place here in the group so u dont get replaced by a cooler chick till you guys come back"

works good to iso the target. if theres multiple the wing is already in the group...an can go to work then few minutes later the friend who is iso'd can merge back in if need be.. etc..

this helps to move a group back to your group as well..

i dont need to hear anything about DLV or showing interest too soon.. it works. bottom line.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:27 am 
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This was an opener i used which worked really well and was quite funny...i think it was more in the delivery than anything else. we were sittin in the smoking area and then these 3 girls came up. i then shouted to them and said:

"Hey you, yeah come sit over here and keep us company, we're bored!!"

cant belive it worked but it did...quite funny too.


also, when i was on the tube and all the seats were taken, there was a cute girl HB8.5 sitting there and i said with a dead straight face:

"Excuse but im pregnant, may i sit there please"

worked like a charm and just starting neggin, havin fun after that ;)

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:45 am 
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lol, we need a special section for opening on the tube and overground trains round london lol

Im not too shabby, altho tube I just dont bother lol. I dont mind on the overground, especially after 9 at night because everyone has had a couple of drinks etc and more willing to talk. Train I get in the morning like a graveyard it so dead lol.

Cracked an amazing opener the other day,

2 girls walk straight into the bar and stand there scanning the room...
I walk over "excuse me ladies you look a bit lost, my names Adam and Id like to offer you some directions......to my table"

litterally thats all it took and these 2 hot euro chicks were with my wing and I, then their mates turned up and we were laughing, 6 sex of hot eurochicks fighting for our attention lol. Out with them again 2nite :D


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A couple decent ones that I have found:

1) I need your opinion. Do you think Zack Effron is gay? (This one i got from one of my best friends, Fly9)

2) (I like wearing sunglasses when I go out) Should I go sunglasses, or no sunglasses?

3) hey, me and my friend had a bet that i couldnt pick up the hottest girl here..want go go get a drink with his money? (this one i have not used, but thought of. i think this could double as a neg, but also could potentially be received as a really rude comment)

4) hey i really like your(piece of clothing..skirt, shirt..)i saw the exact same one on someone else a second ago.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:55 pm 
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Love, actually?

Opener that tends to work a 2/3 set of HB9s every time!

Me: Hey, if you was going to meet a guy for the first time at an airport that you had been in contact with for ages. And when you got off your plane he was standing there with a side of a cardboard box torn off with your name in a middle of a heart?


Here there is almost ALWAYS a discussion in the group and most of the time you get asked your opinion on it too.

Mention Love, Actually or any sort of romcom like that and there's convo and comfort, bitch shield deactivated.

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my fav is "aight i have like two seconds but its been bothering me all night is when doves cry prince or michael jackson" at which point you start threading out of how fucked up both are into better threads

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"Excuse but im pregnant, may i sit there please"
Love that one hahaha
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Im not too shabby, altho tube I just dont bother lol. I dont mind on the overground, especially after 9 at night because everyone has had a couple of drinks etc and more willing to talk. Train I get in the morning like a graveyard it so dead lol.
I think it's cz half of the pple on the morning train are half asleep? haha, even yourself, and you don't feel like talking to anyone...lol
But still I agree we need a variety for the "train" openers, but at the same time you can you use normal openers.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:53 am 
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I dont use "normal" openers as standard anyway.
Im all natural game so rarely used canned material, i use alot of natural and environmental openers anyway so maybe what I actually need to do is use normal openers in a situation where I dont normally open.....hmmm..... lol


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What do you think about this - when in school or campus or smth like that go behind a random girl , its better if you know each other but it doesnt matter.Go behind her , grab her ass and when she turns around say : "Oohh i'm sorry , i've mistaken you for my english(maths or w/e, preferrably old woman :d ) teacher.Whatever u seem cool too , give me your number we might hang out sometime".What do you guys think about it.I havent tested it yet but it seems good :D
Edit: Of course delivery is very important.It must be delivered in a funny way.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:12 am 
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Hey I have a suggestion for the MM Cologne Opener. This may take away a little bit of the AA you might feel.

Wait for a girl to come by while you're trying colognes. Ask her "hey, which one smells better?" Hold your hand out to the side for her to smell it.

Then say "Wait, do you work here?"
HB: "Umm no.."
PUA: "oh okay good, 'cuz then you woulda just told me the more expensive one!"
HB: "haha blah blah blah w/e"

The little "do you work here?" gives somewhat of a justification for her to give you her opinion. If she seems really playful and down to earth, you can continue with this:

Hold your hand out for her to smell (not up to her nose, let her lean in and smell it) then pull it back and playfully say "okay just don't bite my hand!" or something along the lines of that ("Are you trying to lick me or something?" or "I said smell it not taste it!" though that last one may not come out too good...). Try to be CF.

When she gives you her opinion, you could neg her on it. You could also build some rapport by asking her "Why that one?" Then give your opinion. You can continue rapport by asking her if it's more of a day cologne or night cologne.

If your opinion differs from hers and she throws a shit test at you:
HB: "Well why did you ask for my opinion then?"
The only thing I can think of right now is "Hey, be nice now.." Sucks, I know.

Since this may occur in the mall it's an awesome place to go around with her and maybe even ask her to go shopping with you.


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last week I used something like , hey , I need a girl opinion , if it was your birthday( ohh birthday, presents , girls love that , she will be enthousiastic) , but your parents could only buy you a present from 0 to 10 euros what would you like?( at that point I guess she is thinking , that guy must be a poor lonely father or a brother looking for something to buy to ... so you've got to make her forget that thing so) then , I go with : the reason I'm asking you that it's because my friends and I are making a game ( you're fun because you make games , you've got friends... ). We need to buy , the best present for our female friends ( more preselection), and the one who win , will in return , receive presents from girls, but we can spend only ten euros!!, then usualy I include her in the game , by saying something like " hey listen , I just thought about something , if your Idea makes me win , I'll give you one of the present the girls will buy me... and then, you can go wherever you want!!
and she's in the game with me , so I've got a reason to see her again..


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Has anyone here tried the stare opener? Worked like a charm for me with this one woman a few months ago.


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