| Every guy has one chink in his armor. Find his. Is he wigga sensitive? Come up with wigga negs. "hey ladies, if you want to talk to "bro" you're gonna have to get out your urban dictionaries ..." "Ever since he saw " Stomping the yard",, he's changed. I'm not kiddiing you,,, this chump has actually got the movie poster in his room and practices in front of a mirror" " Hey it's the Beverly Hills Rappa,, What up my nigga!!!""
I think the key,,, is if your can come up with a routine that actually makes the girls laugh at him. Notice I said "routine". This situation is to your advantage. You don't need to adlib, since the situation is the same every time. You can finesse and perfect it just like a comedy routine. Lay your lines on him,,, even launch into a SUPER lame, "lame ass cracker immitating a black guy " dance.
Remember, hit first, don't wait. If your wait, you'll be second with the neg and already lost.
Even get pro-active. If you know he's there,,, use him as an item of interest with the ladies. Tell the girls funny stories about him. Prep them. Then when he comes over, the mood is already set and the laughter can begin. Hell,, even round a posse of women up and approach him to pick on him. Find some cool black chicks,, ask him if he'd like to impress her with his wigga crap. Get her on board,,, let her know what's going on. If she has a wicked sense of humor,,, she might really enjoy the fun of calling him on it. [/u]
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