The Best Tease Routines (by Jay Wa)



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How to kino-escalate in the first thirty seconds:

In order to build comfort, it is important to touch a girl quickly and in a non-offensive manner. Literally, you can do this from the moment you meet her.

"Hey, I'm [insert your name here]" - You

When she extends her hand, you do one of three things: (a) teach her a secret handshake; (b) play her in thumb war; or (c) continually shake her hand as you're holding the conversation (if she's cool, she'll keep shaking your hand).


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How to open by the bar:

"What's your second favorite drink?" - You
"Um, vodka and tonic. Why my second favorite?" - Her
"I mean, I trust you and all, but not that much!" - You

Then order whatever you like, even if it's not what she recommended.


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How to break off the question, "do you even remember my name?!"

Me: "Names are overrated, I just want to remember your face. Your Angelina Jolie and I'm Brad Pitt."

Field tested, USDA approved.

Here next response was.....
Her: "Wow, you are really good at picking up women, huh?"
Me: "Usually only when they are about 185 pounds and under, can't bench anymore than that. You're really good at picking up sexy men, huh? (smiles widely while pointing to self)."

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"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You

Hahaha fantastic but you gotta be sure her boyfriend isn't in the club otherwise you will get punched in the face... trust me I know.


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Its funny how so many people are saying these lines are good, i mean a lot of them i find SUPER cheesy. I'm not intending that to sound disrespectful, I'm just wondering if i'm the only one who feels this way. When you talk to a girl, you have to converse and that usually invovles a couple of initial lines. The reason the initial lines work is becuase they apply to the exact situation, otherwise they'll sound cheesy.

An Example i used at a wedding:

Me: "Hey why don't we go and get a drink, the first rounds on me"

She: "Ermmm (with a blank stare) ... its an open bar"

**I didn't know that, lol ... but i just reacted and said this

Me: "O sweet (with a really suprised look), i'll get the second round as well"

She: Laughs and smiles

We talked for about 5 minutes after and never actually got the drink with her. But a week later she added me on facebook and we started talking.

But the line, only worked so well because it applied to the scenario so well.

Otherwise it sounds cheesy, anyplace you ever are there will always be something to talk about thats around you. At a club a guy that just dances awkwardly, or maybe pointing out a random assumption about somebody around you. Those are probably not the best examples, but i'm trying to understand how people spend time learning lines, rather than learning how to use your enviroment around you.


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I'm new to this, and didn't realize there is already a classification for this called observational and situational openers. To each his own, and i hope Jay Wa's lines help you guys.


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i have 2 routines that havnet been mentioned here before.
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i tell her that im going to ask her 2 questions and she must answer ASAP.

me: what is the color of the fridge?
she: white
me: what does a cow drinks?
she: milk

3 seconds pause

she: ups, water (laughts)


another one

me: think of a 2-digit number between 1 and 50. both numbers are odd and cant be the same
me: is it 37?

its usually 37, but you can never be sure about it:)
What if she says water right away?


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one night as a last result of having a shit night, i had no game because i pissed it all away. but i went up to a back packer, and said

"Hey, u a tease or fuck"

she was so taken back , im guessing she would have never had this line used on her. i asked this showing no interest, and this got us talking. after getting that out of the way so easly i kept up the confidence and i was home free.

another time i used this line i was again smashed, i asked this girl who i already got to dance with me, i really didnt care for dancing as standing was hard enouth. so i asked "are u a tease or fuck" she replied with "a tease" then bent over and rubed her ass on my crutch, i then poured my drink (which was water as my mates thought i had enough) down her ass and pushed her away... then out of know where her friend started laughing so hard. the girl got up told me i was an ass and walked of, but her friend stayed and asked what i said, i told her. i couldnt belive my luck, she laughed, so i asked if she would answer the question, she then asked me if i could come to her house to find out...
i havent used this line since, but if im ever out of luck with no results ill use it as a last resort.


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"Hey, u a tease or fuck"
This isn't pick up.
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The reason the initial lines work is becuase they apply to the exact situation, otherwise they'll sound cheesy.
The point of this thread is to help guys facilitate a conversation with women when they're essentially lost for words. But you are right in one regard: they are intended to be used in certain situations. I try my best to specify exactly what that situation is. The idea is to make your conversation, rapport, kino, and seduction feel as natural as possible so you have room to attract and build comfort with your girl without coming across as a creeper.

Hope that helps clarify things!


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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:

"hb : I have a boyfriend
pua : Only one? *smile*
LMFAO. Will use as soon as the appropriate time hits,

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The best shit test I've ever done on a woman was pure top-of-the-head inner game. I was in Frankfurt with some friends leaving a nightclub called Chongo's. This nightclub is like right on the outskirts of the redlight district and we had to walk through it to get to the car, not to mention the fact that one of my favorite game-testing hobbies is going to stripclubs and seeing how long I can chat up a stripper without her realizing that she should be asking me for money. putting a proffesional gamer like a redlight stripper into a verbal trance is the shit. anyway the shit test:

Me and my friends encountered two very hott romanian strippers outside of this stripclub, and my buddy Gonzo started a conversation. (Gonzo loves romanian women) anyway it gets to the point where she starts asking us what we do for a living. My three buddies immediately said that they were in the army, but I didn't say anything. She looked at me and said well...what do you do for a living.

Of course I asked her why I should tell her..."give me three good reasons" She said that she was nice, that's the appropriate thing to do in a social setting, and that she was cute.

My response was "Okay that works. Well if you must know I'm a proffesional liar...and you ARE cute."

completely made her brain reset...ten minutes later we ran into another shit test situation.

I told her I was getting ready to leave and touched my finger to my cheek indicating to her that she should kiss goodbye. She complied and I said "I do believe that was the worst kiss goodbye I've ever had."

So she kissed my cheek again but this time nibbled on my ear. I said hmm...not bad. Getting better I give that a "B". So then she proceeded to lick the side of my face like I was some 70's blaxploitation film Pimp then she grabbed my heavenly sword and gave me her number.

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Wow. all cool ideas I never thought about.


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This

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Another thing is that usually when it comes to shit tests I make her work for any of my personal information.
I'll just blatantly lie by saying some dumb shit like I'm a proffesional matchbook refiller. Gotta reycle! or I rent shopping carts to bums. It's funny an it gives her the feeling that she has to work for the prize.

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Here I have a few as well:

When she mentions that she has a BF
For example when you ask her phone number.

HB: "I don't think so, I have a BF!"
You: "Don't worry, I will not tell him anything, I think he would be very upset! Wouldn't he?"
HB: "Yes, he would"
A. YOU: "Is he jealous type of guy?"
HB: "No, he loves me."
YOU: "I bet he does!, Poor guy!" (smiling)
B. HB: "Yeah, sometimes."
YOU: "He is scared you will leave him. Poor guy (serious look)
HB: "No, he has no reason to think something like that"
YOu: "Really? Is he being selfish or insecure, ever thought about it?"

Alright, you are challenging her now. She must continue the conversation or she will leave the convo. If she chooses to quit, she is not interested (yet) and you leave her alone. The situations is gets too difficult and you are better off gaming other women.


As an opener (especially when there is some of the bitch shield up):
You: "Hi girls, what's up?" (be friendly and smiling, not cocky)
HB's: just nodding, saying "Hi!" or saying "Nothing!"
You: "Nice shoes!" (picking one of them)
HB: "Thanks!" or just nodding
You: "Are they new?"
HB:"Yes" or "No"
YOU: "Which size is it?"
A. HB: mentions size
YOU: measuring your foot up to hers and saying "You sure we don't have same size?"
HB: cracks up laughing and possibly saying "No we don't, yours is much bigger"
B. HB: asks contra-questions: "What do you think?" (opens up slightly)
YOU: "Not sure if you want to hear the truth, to be honest"
HB: "Why" (opens up, enough for you to proceed with regular stuff)

Women seem to freak out when you imply that they have big feet. These few lines are so canned, they will take you through all of them. Then, its up to you.


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