thnxx mate nice stuff .

good stuff man, I love this topic

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from browsing i saw someone post the Chandler opener from an episode of friends... i think its actually quite funny....
I thought I'd add this bit to it and try it out tonight....
If she says something like "thats cute.. but ive seen that episode of friends too"

id say "dammit... he was right i guess"

"who? about what?"

"My buddy said not to bother talking to you.. that you're probably one of the standard Friends, the view, sex and the city types.... i told him you looked much cooler than that... "

if u lose it just bail. if not tell her she can redeem herself by telling you who the main character in House or 24 is.... (which are cool shows)

or go opposite and say she can redeem herself by telling you which was the coolest carebear

not tested yet.. just a quick post before i head out.
laters

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hahaha... the other night we were running something like...

Hey, you guys look intuitive – no one ever says no or blows you out plus it stacks into mini cold reads or any type of ESP game after you deliver the opener being... What’s the deal with women and their attraction to Paris? Is it all the notions of romance, personally I just dig the tower... If they say no you can bust on them for being cold and if they say yes you can bust on them for being cliché! Worked well

lxxlo_Olxxl

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I think the moderators should start lookin into sub-categorizing this topic of openers....damn, 19 pages is really long and clicking with my finger is starting to cause arthritis at an early age.

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The opener with the glasses is amazing. haha I tried it this weekend and it worked perfect. I didn't know what to follow up with after the opener though?

Some Good Neg's

To her friend: She always like this?? (dont matter what shes doing)
^works like a fuckin charm.. every time
(i think thats from Styles or Mystery)

Sun Glasses at night: You can probably put those away for the day
(Big smile)

Big Purse: Holy My Jesus! That things a beast! ...if the cops come.. i'm hidin in THERE

Alot of jewlry: Nice neckless.. what are you, Mr. T? "I pitty a fool!"

Big tits: DAMN! put them things away.. you'll poke an eye out!
(look legitamitely concerned)

Those are just off the top of the head.. I got alot.. plan to list and post em

Well, this one happened at a halloween party, the girl was wearing a devil's costume.

me: I've to tell you something, I've been bad, really bad tonight, I think you should punish me

girl: laughs

I tried that on a couple girls that were using the same outfit, ended up being a good opener with both of them

Farting Opener Field tested by accident.

So there I was at the bar in a club getting a drink. Low and behold I needed to cut the worst atomic bomb ever after my first sip of beer. I noticed two HB8's and HB9 chillin behind me. I thought to myself, "shit, I want to sarge, but can't I need to cut this one bad". It was one of those "it'll-hurt-me-my-stomach-and-cause-further-pain-if-I-don't-cut-it" farts. So I gave up holding back and just let it rip.

"KABOOM! POW! WAM BAM THANK YOU MAM! _______(insert whatever fart noise here)"

The club was loud enough with music that no one heard, and if they did they wouldn't know where it came from (I thank god it wasn't a wet one). There were also enough people around that you could blame it on anyone there....(having enough men around the vicinity of the crime is a good thing, or just blame it on a passerby).

Immediately following I turn around and give her the "Eeewwww!" face waving my hand to get the smell away from my face (she's got the same face on). Then I proceeded to point to her asking, "Ok, I know that wasn't you, right?".

Her: "No way."
Me: "Some people are just so rude."

and from there game on quickly isolate to non-stinking area and VIOLA. You have just used flatulence to your advantage.

*I did have to hightail it away from her leaving on a high note to "meet with friends", and hit the bathroom. Came back later and # closed her.

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PUA: "Hey, do you work at Subway?!"

HB2: "No, why?"

PUA: "Because you just gave me a footlong!

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PUA: "Excuse me, you're going to have to step outside.."

HB2: "Why?"

PUA: "Because you're SMOKIN'!"

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PUA: " Did you know that you have 206 bones in your body?!"

HB2: "Okay....."

PUA: "Wanna make it 207? "

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PUA: "Do you have a map?"

HB2: "No why?"

PUA: "Because I'm lost in your eyes..." (Stare at her tits)

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*walking by as she's talking*
*stop, look confused (or outraged, or flattered, etc depending on what she's saying)*

PUA: ".. Are you talking to me?"

HB2: " No"

PUA: "Well then, please start "

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Use them wisely my sons.

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I using one right now that came to my mind and is:

Pua: Hey! legally blonde!!
HB: hahaha Hey!


It actually works sooo well, try it.
Make it better, or make variations of it!

One funny opener that I used. I was sitting at the bar and I turned around and saw a hot ass girl looking at me and I told her what the fuck are you looking at. She was shocked and wanted to get to know me in two weeks I was in her pants. I don't know how it worked and I don't care it was funny as shit and my friends sat there jaw dropped. Coming up with shit on the fly is fun and sometimes it works.

DukeNukem

a lot of great ones in there...but i just cant see the my little pony line working...ever

fat and ugly

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