that's for me to know and... you to tell me!


ST: stop harassing me...

I'm so sorry, that's just my professional habits. You see, I'm a professional stalker, attention craving girls hire me to stalk them. Well, this shit ain't free, no more harassment for you unless you pay me 50 quid per hour. (End with huge grin and pause. If she doesn't laugh or play along she's too boring anyway)


I have a real hard one here straight out of yesterday. It's hard not because of what the chick is saying but because of the context.

So she's a bit chubby, still kinda cute, let's say 5-6/10, and *extremely* self-conscious about her looks and especially the few extra pounds she got. Not the kind of girl that PUAs normally go after, but what the heck, you should be able to pick up everything that moves, not just HB10s.

If you neg her, she might start crying, or run away, or get very confrontational. If you tell her she's omg hot you lose too for more usual reasons. Let's say you exchanged some IOIs already, so it's late in the evening.

ST: Do you find me attractive?

ST: Do you find me attractive?[/quote]

do you think i find you attractive?


I believe girls use an indirect type of shit test whereby they say something about a group of people,product,attitude,look that you belong to. She says this knowing that you are one of the people that are categorized in the shit test

e.g

I don't like guys that wear ______


_____ aren't my type of guys


What do people think of this? it's like an indirect shit test

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I wonder if this would work, she might just keep asking. Maybe "Do you find yourself attractive?" would. It's a minefield. Neg her, she cries and you lose. Say yes, it DLVs you and you lose.
Yeah, I had that a lot, either about younger guys, or about arrogant jerks. I think I universally fail them. Maybe say you love belonging to that group, like:

* I don't like arrogant jerks
* Your bad then girl, you're just about to miss a really awesome arrogant jerk (smile)

Not really field tested.

Let's try this particular ST then. Anybody has better answer?

ST: I don't like arrogant jerks

- If you say so. (say it like you couldn't care less)




ST: do you have to be so rude?

- yep. but I haven't even started yet


(Bumping this topic)


ST: why did it take so long for you to come over and talk to me?

PUA: I was charging my courage battery

ST (online): are u going to accidentally call me again so u can hear my voice

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wow all of these have to best posted on the Wiki under ShitTests

http://www.pickupgurus.net/wiki/index.p ... Shit_Tests

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ST: so you only want sex?

PUA: "Actually, I want some chocolate chip cookies, can you even cook?"

ST: "I have to have sex, like everday, or I will die"

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PUA:

1) Really? I sure hope that you have one of them cards that gets every 10th gyno visit free.

or

2) I wonder if the gyno gives out those little cards that give you every 10th visit free. You know like buy 9 cups of coffee get the 10th one free.

or

3) better yet, just ignore the comment completely.


A ST I got a few days ago:

FB Status update " MrBonez want's a little slice of heaven, and a little piece of you."

HB9.5 "I thought I said no...."

Reply: "Oh... I thought you said GO!!!" or "well you thought wrong"

I had one of this when i did my highlights...

ST: Are you trying to be one of those backstreet boys?
Are you trying to be cool with those highlights?

- ohh yeah, I love backstreet boys. they're so hawt



ST: you think you're really smooth right?

A: Yes. (continue conversation)

ST: (I got this on a carpool Ride home from a school function from a girl I ignored for a while until the function itself, at which time i ran cocky/funny and busted her balls for a while. this was totally unprompted by any prior sexual conversation, only VERY subtle tension building) It's getting kinda secluded. I'm gonna rape you

- you can try.

OR

- hey take it easy girl, we just met.




ST: why are your hands all over me?