hahah, i think my worst was the other day in wlmart. i was getting a number for my friend and i wasnt even half assing it. i was sweaty from senior ball and it was about 1130 at night. so i walk up to some random ass girl and pull the flat out ole, "hey, my friend thinks your cute and wants your number."


um, no, GTFO creeper!
hahahah, good times.

LOL "wheres the roof"

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Wow lol the rejections keep getting worst and worst but i believe it builds character for the future. Good atleast every man has atleast a good number of rejections under his belt.

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This reminds me of the How Not To Get Laid website.

this was a few years ago now before i knew anything about anything lol

i must of been 12/13 was on a school skiing trip and there was this girl i had my eye on all week. come to the last nite we was having a disco and we where all given a feww drink token pass thing. in the little club we was in ( supervised of course lol) my mates where eggin me on to go up to her and eventually i did...

got some bottle, had the walk across the dancefllor and went up to her.

Me : hi blah blah how u doing? do u mind if i buy you a drink?
her : ive already got one
me : arr ok then

i walked across the dancfloor just watching all my mates laugh and when i told them the story i wanted to die! i still get stick for it now!

Cheers for that mate.

I saw this post from Medex in the FR and thought it would go great in this thread.

my-best-worst-rejection-vt42077.html?highlight=

hahaha brilliant.

LOL well, this was my first sarge of my life so obviously forgetting something this epic would be a crime. I don't think I've ever shared this online.

here's a summary.

1) Style's jealous gf opener.
2) HB 7 and HB 8 respond.
3) Style's jealous gf opener. [YES twice. I was nervous as f***, my sense of hearing wiped out and I didn't know what they just answered]
4) HB 7 and HB 8 0_0 wtf faces "you just asked that."
5) I LOL'd at myself in my head but continued to plow. I said "True." as a response. and followed up with, "hey wanna see a magic trick??"
6) HB 7 and HB 8 .. "sure"
7) I f*** up my magic trick, HB 8 answers a text from her phone.
8 ) Panic.
9) Follow up with another trick, I know HB7 is a nice one - she plays along and shows me one of her tricks. I know I look like a chump. I PLOW.
10) Stupid fluff talk.
11)HB8, eyes still plastered to the phone.
11) This is what I say. "heysoineedtogoihadagoodtimeherecanIhaveyournumber?" at no specific chick.
12) HB 8 "No, (sarcastically) but we always come here to this table so come find us at this table some time'


I went back to my friends. I absorbed every moment. And laughed at myself. My ego bled a little.

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This is the worst so far:

Jaxin:"hey can I get a quick opinion on something etc. Jealous girlfriend"
Her:"You bother me..."
then she walked off

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best-of-jaxin-vt1824.html

The worst one I ever had was a girl back in the sixth grade

I asked her out and she said " Um sorry but I'm gay "

Two weeks later she's dating my cousin ( who's a guy BTW )

Ok here goes, one of the worst rejections I think I ever mustered up to date.

I was young, the nite seemed to full the air with an exciting optimistic wind. I was new to this whole clubbing thing, still am, sometimes I think "When will I ever grow up?". I like to think i have the answer, I dont.

The destination, Picadilly(wrong spelling) Circus. The target AKA the bartender was 9.3, no more-no less. My innocence was of no advantage to me at the time. I had to much respect, and felt like I would impede on her business if I were to take time away from her making money.

So I did what any known philospher would do, I thought. For the next hour I thought of what diabolical plan I could muster up, in order to seduce(or submit) this goddess into digging me.

I had a eureka moment, the plan was simple. I would write my number on a peice of paper. this paper would be folded precisely into a 5$ bill. That 5$ bill would be used to purchase a beverage. Upon purchase the target would see the paper, and automatically know "whats up". At which point I would display a genuine smile and tell her to call me. Her job would be simple, smile back as if I made her night, and respond with an ethusatic thank you.

Well let me tell my friends, I am dreamer. This was not a dream.

I walked up to her and order a Coor's light.

Her: $4.25
Me:( I hand her the $5 bill)
The blood in me is rushing, I am so excited, this is all working to plan. All she needs to do is unfold my hidden secret, which I hold so dearly.

Within seconds she opens the paper, looks at me.

I had no time to react, she wasn't smiling. This wasn't part of the plan. Something was telling me this wasn't right. I continue look at her, with those nervous eyes, part sees it coming, part of me says you have a have a chance.

Her: What the fuck is this?

I think I lost that chance.

I look straight at her, scared possibly,scared of the unknown, and this was definately unknown. Unable to react to these unforseen results, I walked away.

A part of me knew this wasn't going to work, a greater, much stupider part of me thought it was. This was the best I could do.

None the less, I've never been back there. Fuck that shit...

I was bowling and it was dark in the bowling alley so I walked up to a group of what seemed to be hot girls and when they turned around to listen to my opener I instantly realized it was a set of 12 year olds.

girls are a bit brash over here at times

"f*ck off you ugly c*nt" was a nice one
"uuuh.... dont think ur good enough darling"

I live in Essex in England and girls round here are complete b*tches even at best of time lol.

These are getting funnier

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