man! This thread just gets better and better.

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Been around the world twice, Talked to everyone once...

When I was newer at all this, I go outside during a college party to smoke a cigarette. I see like an HB8.5, and I open her with a neg. Something about how ugly her coat was. She was too drunk to take it offensively. Kind of set me off in a bad mood, so I continue gaming her, and in the middle of me talking, she walks away and says "Ohhh there he is!" and makes out with a guy coming out onto the patio.

He was a random guy...

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I'm addicted to facing my fears.

I love this thread.

Nothing to contribute though. Must sarge more.

lol golden. i was thinkin of anything i could contribute and at first couldn't remember anything good but than i remembered a night i was out with some buds just for a good time, ended up getting near blackout drunk and gaming an entire table of girls from asu.

i though it was goin pretty good until i had the urge to fart and because i was so hammered i didnt realize i probably should walk away. silent but deadly to my game. they immediately smelt it and asked me if i did that and i couldn't help but bust up and laugh my ass off. one girl literally almost vomited. needless to say they weren't happy and non too kindly asked me to "get the fuck out of here, you are sick" or something along those lines... muahahah

Hmmm, well just recently this HB8 have me and my buddy a ride home from the bar we all were just at. We were all gettin along in the car, and she seemed like a total sweetheart.

Anyway we pull up to the house and I ask for her number, which she obliged. My buddy takes the beer into the house while she is inputing her number on my phone. (my phone is an 8 year old motorola lol!)

She gets all frustrated with the phone (either that or the antique was a major DLV) and suddenly screams "Leave! Get the fuck out!" as she throws my phone at me. Im like, "WTF you bipolar bitch!" as i am about to shut her door---SHE FUCKING RUNS OVER MY FOOT!

She speeds off. I jump around in the street holding my foot, then laughed it off with a beer. Crazy cunt lol!

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Its not the material-----Its the Execution

Roady & Executioner those are ones for the books. LMAO!

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Been around the world twice, Talked to everyone once...

I tried opening a girl on the dance floor and basically asked her if she wanted to dance and she completely ignored me as I just stood there looking stupid. I blew out everyone around me like a bomb

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You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take

I know those nights.

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Been around the world twice, Talked to everyone once...

This happened about a month ago. I decided to go out early to a local bar/lounge. I saw a four set made of hb7s - hb8s. Noticing that the TV behind them was off, I walked up to the group and said, "Ladies, you know the TV needs to be on if you're going to watch it!"

They all just turned to me and gave me the "Who the heck are you and why are you talking to me" look. There was a dead and awkward silence. Could've stopped right there, but I followed with, "Seriously, I'm sure we can catch a rerun of Seinfeld or something."

Still got the same look, still same awkward silence. I decided to just say good bye and walk away after that. In fact, I walked to my car and took off.

BTW, I haven't gone back to that particular bar or lounge.

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Look back to yesterday, remember all the things you'll regret? Come back to the now. Think about tomorrow, how many regrets do you think you're going to have?

"hey girls...

"NO"

....


"ok bye"

i tried this one...

on myspace

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby

HER: ok, i don't know you...so leave me alone...

Ouch guys! Some of those must have stung.

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okay...my last one was weak...THIS ONE is thundering!!!

when i was 16 in highschool...homecoming dance...i see this HB8 (which turn into 10s in the right homecoming/prom dress) that i had always thought was cute in the hallway...

i summoned all my courage and approached her and her group of friends...somehow i managed to say "You know...if your here with a bunch of girls...that means you don't have a date......do you wanna dance"

she looks at her friends who all shrug ans then she follows me...

this is when i realize...ive never freakin danced before...so she starts swinging her butt around at me and i just sorta froze...her friends go "HEY HB8 COMON ALREADY! LETS GET OUR PICTURE!"

she walks away and doesn't look back...

im just sorta standing there and like ten people are looking at me snickering...

my friend is standing next to me laughing his ass off...so i punch him in the wanker...

Asked a girl out in middle school, she just looked and me and said you are not THAT ugly... we didnt go out.

AFC days weren't always that bad.

While I was walking my dog I saw a cutie (including a little yappy dog thing, that actually looked more like a rat) coming my way.

Since my dog is the horny kind, he immediatly started to wiggle his tail in sheer excitement. As she approached i said smiling "he kinda likes your dog" as he started to mount the dog. She smiled but then kinda looked funny at my dog. Then he started biting the rat and I said "oh, looks like he changed his mind" while she was fending my dog off her little rat pet she kept yelling "get that fucking dog out of here!"


So i said bye and dragged my dog away.