I was at a bar lounge tonight, and 3 girls were ont he dance floor dancing together. I rolled up and said "So who's the best dancer?". They both pointed to one of their friends, and I said, Well WE'RE waiting.

She says, well you wanna find out what I'm all about or not.

And it was on from there...too bad 1.) I'm not much a dancer 2.) She kept spilling her drink on me

Either way it could have easily led to a kiss close if I wasn't such a shitty dancer.

Try it out? I know I will again.

I've got a question mate, why would you use an opener which basically involved her getting to dance with you when you know you couldn't dance to being with? Did you hope that she would just give you a sexy dance or something?

Also, how did it end, did she say something about your dancing 'skills'? I think after she said the whole "so do you wanna see what im all about" you might want to play a cocky/funny or a push/pull routine. Example:

HB: "well you wanna find out what I'm all about or not?"
PUA: "I should really get going actually I'm pretty busy..you'd have to be a pretty sexy dancer to keep me here"
*slowly turn away with a smile and wait for her to stop you. Or if she doesn't, turn back and pretend to think to yourself and say "maybe i have time to watch you for a little bit." At this point it might be good to give her your sunglasses or something to wear. Place them on her*

I think this establishes three things. One, you do a push/pull routine that is girl crack. Two, you don't put yourself in the position of having to dance with her, you said you would watch. Third, you said "sexy dance" which would give her the idea to grind or something with you, so at different points you can take the grind or push the target away, just don't be predictable.

Just my thoughts.

- Memento

I like it. I can dance so I'll keep this one in mind

you could always start doing the cabbage patch or sprinkler or somethin since you cant dance

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Thats a good one. A great way to take advantage w/ 6 yrs of ballroom dancing ...Any asshole can grind up a against a girl lol