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Cohath
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I've used some of these to success, some to failure, but one that I used recently worked like a charm.

Me to HB: Hey, something happened today that reminded me of you and made me smile.
Her: Oh? What was it?
Me: Someone tripped over a vacuum cord and fell and took down a chair with them.

I never got anything back, but it sure made me laugh. Shalom.

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K.Rav
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If you want to make her laugh you can Send the text "Marco....." its a good first text of the day to her type deal or it can be used along the lines of this:

PUA: "Heyy what's goin on?"
HB: "nm i'm bored. wbu?"
PUA: "yea me too. let's play a game...lol"
HB: "haha alrite. what game?"
PUA: "Marco..."
HB: "LMAO polo"
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If you want to make her laugh you can Send the text "Marco....." its a good first text of the day to her type deal or it can be used along the lines of this:

PUA: "Heyy what's goin on?"
HB: "nm i'm bored. wbu?"
PUA: "yea me too. let's play a game...lol"
HB: "haha alrite. what game?"
PUA: "Marco..."
HB: "LMAO polo"
haha i like this. imma try it
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Mind Hacker
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This thread is awesome!

ME: I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like I got you in check :P
HER: How did you know my phone has a flip? hahaha
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malvado
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Hey guys,
i wrote this one myself, variation of a knock knock joke. has worked great with girls that there is already the smallest bit of attraction with. Usually gets a lol back.

Malvado: Knock Knock...
HB: Who's there?
Malvado: Boo
HB:Boo who?
Malvado: Awww, don't cry because you miss me :)
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Awww, that's so cute, you're crying because you miss me :)

let me know how this one works out guys.
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prew
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I MADLOLD. These are just so playful, my HB8 is gonna love'em:))

Thx a loads bud
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jROMAN
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i just found this thread..i cant stop laughing on how genius this is..

u can also use these not just as text messages!!! :D
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This needs a sticky!
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i wish u were here with me in my room. on my bed.lights off..and under the sheets 2gether so i can show you my glow in the dark watch ;)
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lotta great lines, i picked out about 10 just skimming through i wanna try out
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lol these ones are weird/funny. good openers

"i saw a girl throwing up and i thought of u"

"I just saw a pigeon take a shit and i thought of u"

Or sexual "I just watched a porn vid and thought of u" (only with mad tight girls

Her: "what!?"

You: "lol ass jelly pounders VI"
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Brilliant, i used the txt "Hey hows my favourite lil brat doing? :)" and worked like a charm

Me- "Hey hows my favourite lil brat doing? :)"

Her- "haha what a title! U know how to charm a girl dont u. Ur favourite lil brat is good how is my favourite man slag?x"

any suggestion on what to send next?
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CaptRow
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i got most of these in my drafts list just being ready to be sent! haha and yeah, i've try some of these in person and they work great.
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alvarado
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thanks 4 the openers it came in handy I printed them out LOL thank . 8)
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Swing01609
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I just saw a white van go by with no windows...are you trying to kidnapp me :shock:
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