I want to start a fun thread by talking about my worst rejection, the best blowoff I've had since doing this stuff. It's funny to talk about and laugh about.

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Field Report #44

This was during the first ever PMZ meetup here in Nashville, TN. I was trying to make a great impression by showing everyone around my city from the forum. I was in Barnes & Nobles and KinoEscalator was explaining to me how to do the "Dating for Dummies" opener. Ka, Medic, JoeBazooka, and Zip were there too.

For those of you who don't know you pickup a dating for dummies book. Turn to page xx with the pickup lines you don't use, and go up to a girl. I got a nice grin on my face found this HB8 blonde. Had JoeBazooka, KinoEscalator, and a few others watching me approach with confidence.

I walk up to this girl from about 4 feet away and with the book in front of me like I'm reading it say, "What is your sign?" She gives me the evil eye and says, "Are you fucking kidding me?" I say, "No, ummm do you come here often?"

She says, "Dude, put the book down." I say, "Look here you try" and hand her the book showing her the page with the lines on it. She says, "Get the fuck away from me." I say, "Okay" and I ejected. Quit a seen for a quiet book store during the middle of the day.

I laugh my ass all the way back over to the group. I am holding myself up on the book stands laughing hysterically trying to explain what happened. Saying, "DUDE!, I totally got blown out!"

My #1 Worst Blowout

Field Report #12

I'm in a dance club, I like downtown, that is multi-story. It's 3 floor plus a roof. There is different stuff on each floor. Anyways,I go to the 3rd floor. It's a little busier but still to dang early. I spot a HB7 and HB9 by the dance floor. I walk past, and run my blindfold opinion opener on them, over the shoulder.

The 9 listens then says, "I wasn't born yesterday. I may be young but I wasn't born yesterday!" I say "excuse me...", and say to my obstacle, "Is she always like this?" Then she asks, "How many girls have you used that on?" I said, "Just you all, but I see your No spring chicken."

Then I made a really AFC comment. "What are you drinking anyways?" HB-"Sex on the beach." I'm stunned and shaken for what to say.

The 9 says, "Get the fuck away me." I say, "You all have a good night." She says to me, "Go kill yourself." I turn back and say, "Which way is the roof?" They point, I walk away.

At the time I was destroyed and couldn't recover that night, but looking back on it, I tell the story to family and friends.

What is your worst blowout ever?!?

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Had this one last weekend:

A HB7 was standing outside smoking, wearing a top saying "WALK THIS WAY"

So I went up to her and asked: "Hey, which way am I supposed to walk?"
Her reply: "Walk the fuck away from me!"

wow

i was in a beach shop looking for clothes and I asked a girl that worked there if she thought these shorts woruld look good on me, she didn't even look at me and was on her iphone texting

she rang me up like it was a chore, didn't even say bye or thanks

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The worst one I think I have had was a couple of months back.

I was damn tired and had been traveling all day so wasn't really in the most motivated state. So I turn to a group of girls sat near to me and my bro and say
"Hey guys, do you think these shoes look gay my mate has been giving me shit all day"

they pretend not to hear me (it was obvious) and sarcastically ask me to repeat what I said. So I repeat it and about halfway through they turn in on eachother to try and ignore me. So I was just like fuck this and stop talking and turn back to my bro.

THey then say something along the lines of " oh your shoes, is that what stinks" (obvious shit test but I was waaaaayy to tired for any attitude).

So told them it was probably their egos that stunk.

Harsh but it has always stuck in my mind as a reminder that I need to get some sleep before I go out. It was also one of the first time I met people that were harsh for harsh's sake.

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Jsmooth. Ouch. Im guessing your sign was a threatened punch in the face lol.

My worst one was to experiment how fast i could kino escalate. (i was a newbie lol)

went straight up without saying a word and pulled her by her ass towards me (hb8). *SMACK - *DRINK IN MY FACE = night over.

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Nice thread bdw.

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Lol i had a bad one not too bad though. I was walking from school and this girl with a HUGE ass was in front of me. So she was yelling to someone and i asked " So what are you yelling at?"
Her: Does it matter
Me: I mean you normally just dont freakin yell at people (smile)
Her: BOY LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

Me: .....

A bunch of my friends saw plus an HB good thing i didnt have an ego then lol.

I can hear her saying those words man.

These are good guys. I wanted to do this thread really bad because it's funny! And also to help the newbies or others who fear approaching see most of these blowouts are rare and really aren't that bad.

KEEP THEM COMING!

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I had a girl once in a 4 set turn to me and scream " GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM US ", think she was having a bad day?

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Just maybe!

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So early and im starting to notice a pattern on how women intend to get us away from them. Seems like getting loud and causing attention is thier form of breaking a man also the use of the word "fuck" seems to be current wonder if theres a way to detect this?

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ya women think that if they get loud and scream all crazy then it intimidates people.. I remember growing up my mother would do this to get her way... hahaha

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. . . There was this one night. I guess I needed to get some "negativity" out of my system. I don't know . . .

Set #1. 2 sisters. I forget how I opened. They just kept on smoking and ignoring me. Both seemed very nervous. So I asked them what their favorite restaurant was and they cheered up and simultaneously went, "Jean Georges!!"

What the hell are they trying to say? . . . that they're high class? High maintenance? That they have some money? Already with that answer, I was turned off and maybe that's what led me to go, "Well, I'd love to take you ladies to JG but I'm afraid I can only take one of you. If I take both of you, I'd have to sell my moped and then we wouldn't have any way to get to the restaurant. We'd have to walk I guess."

They gave me one of those snobby looks, rolling eyes, hands up bitch style, "Whatever . . ."

I should have just left but I kept on pushing it. "Wow, I guess there's no reason to ask why you two are here alone? What are your boyfriends doing? working over time to pay off their debts?"

They just flipped! . . . "blah, blah, blah, ....#&$*!!"

On to Set #2 This girl is standing right next to the first two sisters.

I have this ice cream party routine where I make their favorite flavors as I enjoy my flavor of the night. So while this girl is giving me her number, I make a little show of it and talk loudly about how much fun we're going to have and this girl is all giggly and the first two are looking even more pissed . . . Nyak, nyak . . .

So on to Set #3. I figure I did well with #2 and with the number in my pocket, I go off to the bar for a drink but wait . .. who is this hot girl?!?! So I talk her up and grab her number . . .

I go back to #2 and apparently, she saw me get #3's number. So she goes, "Did you just get that girl's number?"

Me: Uhmm. . . yes, I did

#2: Did you just invite her to an "ice cream party"?

Me: Yes I did.

#2: And she fell for it?

Me: Why not? You fell for it . . .

So she charges right up to the #3 at the bar and goes, "Hey, that guy just told you that bullshit story to get your number."

#3, "Fuck you bitch! I'll give my number to who ever I want to give it to."

#2, "?!?@KIW*$&YS"

#2 and #3 "DU&#*$FJNEECI!$&*#DF~!!!!!!!"

Me ---- Drop, tuck, and roll. Drop, duck, and roll.

#1 sisters: Nice going loser . . .

Me ----- Drop, tuck, and roll. Drop, duck, and roll.

Then the next day, I had the balls to text those two numbers. . . I'm still waiting to hear from them . . . ha ha ha . . .

Kasai, LMFAO! that's pure brilliance!

This one time at a party, I was just sitting on a couch with good friends on both sides of me. Both were HB7's. So here I am sitting down at this party thinking I'm the man with 2 girls next to me DHV spiking me.

I make eye contact with a HB8 trying to look cool at the party by socializing with other HBs, and getting no attention from guys. We hold eye contact for about 10 seconds. I thought I was being a fucking alpha and eye fucking her. After our eye contact breaks, she just shakes her head back and forth making a squinched up face. Panicking, I squint my eyes, and make an asian face making two peace signs with my hands and holding them by my cheeks. She walks away.

I spent the rest of the night recovering from that lol.

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