"Did we?
(drink/eat)"
Make an slight extranged/funny face for 2 -3 seconds
"Would you like a mento?"
Laughter Guaranteed, big says I
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Big fan of the "You wish... Pervert." and move on.
(jokingly): "(pretend to spit food out into napkin unless of course the setting and situation and food involved, allow you to actually spit it out for the most effect, not if it'll create a huge mess and make you look like a pig).... and there goes my appetite... Thanks. Check please." followed by a smile.
"That being said, is there anything in your medical history you'd like to share with me?? Some recurring sores?? Something?"
"Oh my God, do you think I might get pregnant??"
"I take it your parents never really gave you the bird's and the bees talk... You know, at the library, they have some books you might want to check out. Maybe you'll want to start with the ones that have lot's of pictures."
U are one of mine man, excelled post
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dude, that's not a shit test, basicallyits just her way of
giving u a signal that she wants to kiss u.
after she says that, ur supposed to kiss her dude,
what kind of retard r u?
true. but there's absolutely no need to say it that way.
do you talk like that to girls?
CHAT
would be the way to go.