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Open by walking up and saying "Chocolate?"
...That's downright genius! What a conversation starter!
seriously. I love it
"chocolate"
"what?"
"Chocolate!....I need to find some chocolate. high quality, none of that hershey's crap. you looked like you were a person who knows their chocolate"
"Why do I look like that?"
"well, you're a woman.........well, I'm assuming here, you ARE a woman aren't you?"
"hahaha"
"no acutually, my mom really loves chocolate, but she has great taste in it, and her birthday is coming up. I really wanted to get her something good. hey how bout you come with me to _____ and help me pick some out for her, tell you what, i'll even let you buy me a piece to say thank you

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I think it's funny, cause I do the exact same thing with stuff like this, or the "Chocolate sex with Johnny Depp", with just about anything. I do it with "bananas" or "400 babies", doesn't matter. You guys are just putting all this emphasis onto the words, not realising it's the fact that you just don't give a shit and you just go with it and have fun with it. Empower yourself, not the words.