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DirtyDreams
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ST: So what do you do in your free time?
ANSWER: I dont have free time.

ST: Have you ever asked your friends what your deodorant smells like?
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ST: So what do you do in your free time?
ANSWER: I dont have free time.
Isn't that DLV and failing the shit test, at least without giving some DHV story why you don't have any free time? I gave an answer like that and from the reaction it was obviously a fail. What do you guys think about it?
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ST: So what do you do in your free time?
ANSWER: I dont have free time.
Isn't that DLV and failing the shit test, at least without giving some DHV story why you don't have any free time? I gave an answer like that and from the reaction it was obviously a fail. What do you guys think about it?
Why would that be a DLV? Maybe it would be better worded if he said
"I dont have free time, Imma busy man." But I think he get across the
point that hes busy either way.
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ST: You come off as really arrogant. We don't like you.

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Why would that be a DLV? Maybe it would be better worded if he said
"I dont have free time, Imma busy man." But I think he get across the
point that hes busy either way.
"What free time??" You just worded it to sound like somebody whos really bored and unhappy.
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ST: You come off as really arrogant. We don't like you.
Test: Well, actually thats my middle name... My whole name is Arrogant Fuck.

ST: Did you know that you'r breath stinks?

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ST: Did you know that you'r breath stinks?
You must find the rest of me really attractive then, if you're getting so close to me in spite of my stinky breath.

ST: Do I look fat?
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ST: Do I look fat?
answer: well... that depends. do you want the truth or..? :roll: nah j/k, you're fine.

(I wouldn't neg or be too cocky on this one, as most girls are very sensititve about it..)



ST: do you find me attractive?
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ST: do you find me attractive?
You're hitting on me! And you want to know if you have any chances? Well, I'll let you know if you're nice.

ST: You're too young for me.
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ST: You're too young for me.
- and you're too old for me. but who gives a f*ck? 8)



ST: did you use the whole cologne bottle?
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ST: did you use the whole cologne bottle?

---"only about half, i was thinking about using the whole thing but i thught that would be going overboard : )"

happened to me once.

we were arguing a little bit and she said

"I was talking to somebody and i heard you have a small cock, that sucks eh?"

i said "aww its so cute when you TRY to be rude :)"

5 mins later
HB - SO WHATS UP?!

ST "I was talking to somebody and i heard you have a small cock, that sucks eh?"

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ST "I was talking to somebody and i heard you have a small cock, that sucks eh?"
- you were talking about my cock with someone? you must really like me :P but I ain't that easy.


ST: Why don't you have a gf?
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ST "I was talking to somebody and i heard you have a small cock, that sucks eh?"
- you were talking about my cock with someone? you must really like me :P but I ain't that easy.


ST: Why don't you have a gf?
ST: Why don't you have a gf?
Response: I have girlFRIENDS. (Huge smile and emphasis on plural, never tried it but sounds like it might work)

ST: Why don't you buy me a drink? (Love the responses)
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ST: Why don't you buy me a drink? (Love the responses)
ME: because i'm not ready for that type of commitment!


ST: I don't want to tell you my room number coz you might stalk me!
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ST: I don't want to tell you my room number coz you might stalk me!
Ok first try on here :p

"Point well taken. How about we go up to MY room then?" *grin*

Shit test:

"I'm currently seeing someone, but my friend over there is single..."
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"I'm currently seeing someone, but my friend over there is single..."
- you're seeing someone? well I don't care, i'm not jealous type :P



ST: what is the best thing about me?
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