Dubya here everybody. I picked that name because I'm a dumb ass. I'm the kind of guy who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with $5000 in my pocket. I'm new the PUA community, just getting out of a long, miserable, 10 year marriage. She was the only one I ever slept with, and no looker either. She was the reject left over after everybody else was paired off, even the ugly ones. She was the only one that went out with me twice, so I married her (mistake).

The irony is that I am well educated, and people say that I'm a good looking guy, but I have no game at all whatsoever. I've got to work on that, so I'm going to spring break in Panama City March 22 - 28. I look almost a decade younger than I actually am, and my friends are giving me a makeover for this purpose. I could use a wing if anybody is out there and knows what they're doing. If you've even bagged 2 chicks in the last year, you're doing better than me.