Hi guys, I need a male opinion on something.

I have been recently, a week ago to be precise, in a club filled with amazingly good looking girls. I wouldn't say they were genuine gold-diggers, but no-game-whatsoever guys turned them into money sucking monsters. Question "will you buy me a drink" was as common as "what's your name".

I talked to my female friend about that, and yes - they all do it, they like to get free drink with almost no effort. I aske her: and how do you react if you will get the "no" answer. Her response was thrilling: I have NEVER got such response frankly (!!!!!), but I imagine I'd feel stupid and walk away.

WOW!

And to be perfectly honest, she is absolutely not attractive, she is around 1,8 tall and I have never seen any feminity in her looks as well as in her behaviour.

Obviously I never buy women drinks. And I need your advice or brainstorm.

There must be a cute, charming and cocky answer for such question. The answer that will let the girl know immediately she will not get a free drink from you whatsoever, yet to make her laugh or interested and comfortable enough she will not walk away embarassed, more - she will be very curious about your (well... MINE!) personality.

I can think of 1000 arrogant answers, that may probably work well with arrogant UK girls, yet many foreigners are quite shy inside and that can only put them down and avoid you. I need something "cocky and funny".

Guys, get creative, any ideas?

Rene, London

"Honey with an attitude like that you'd be lucky if I let you buy me a drink."
That's the one my favorite boyfriend uses.

Cinnamon

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Normally I just laugh and start to walk away. Rarely ever has a woman let me take more than a couple steps

If you feel you must say something, there's always the classic, "Does that ever actually work?!"

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