Answer: so that I don't have to yell




ST: is that a boner in your pants?

- Are you observing my pants?

ST: Is that a tattoo? I hate tattoos.

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There is NO secret ingredient. Theres just you.

Glad you noticed.

You're too young/old for me.

Answer: Sucks to be you

ST: You've clearly got a small cock.

Answer: define small
OR
how would you know?



ST: buy me a drink

I like the second one.
Answer: You grab the first round.

I especially like this, because you end up shit testing her by her own fake standards.

ST: How come your drinking water?

Answer- I always have a great time no matter what, i simply didn't feel like drinking tonight

this chick said something like this 'how/why are you so skinny"

i totally fucked up on it and said... "im 6'5 almost 200 lbs... how is that skinny" and i work out alot... so i got friken pissed (mentally but i didnt show it) what could i have done

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-Dre

If your going to question me, you better have a theory behind your argument.

"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
-Harvey Fierstein

(Not sure if this is good or not... (I'm pretty new to this))

Ans: Because it has less calories than the stuff you're drinking

ST- If I couldn't see you for a month, will you wait for me?

Isn't that indirectly calling them fat?

"If I couldn't see you for a month, will you wait for me?"

Answer: What? Thats ridicoulus, no one can keep themselves away from me for a month!



Shit Test: Look, why don't you just go play with someone your own age, check out the playgrounds, they should be fun for you!



Oh, and here's some alternatives to the "whyre you drinking water?" ST:

If you dare: "Uhm... This is vodka actually. Do you... know what vodka looks like?"

More safe: "Because I saw your exotic (make quotation signs with your hands while saying 'exotic' to emphasise your irony) drink *make grossed out face* and got a little ill thats why!"

Shit Test: Look, why don't you just go play with someone your own age, check out the playgrounds, they should be fun for you!

answer: So you want me to "play" with you huh? I could tell you had a wild side, don't worry i don't bite..only if your lucky *wink*

New st: Boys like you are a dime a dozen hun

Hey, I may be easy, but I AM NOT cheap.. I have feelings too you know. I'm not just a piece of meat. How dare you!

ST: Did you bathe in that cologne?

Answer: No, but did you let a monkey do your make up?

ST: What cum you have on your hair? (you have used some hairspray to shape your hair)

ST: What cum do you have in your hair?
Answer: I dont know. Wanna taste it and let me know?

Not real ST: when you give a FTC, what if one of her friends says somthing like "I thought you said you were just leaving?"

Well, if the set has been talkative, you reply "Well you're the one that have been holding me up here with your jibber jabber, so shame on you for making me ditch my friends!"

Or "Yes, that was originally my plan, but I'm just so damn impulsive, I can't stick to any of my plans."

Or "You are absolutely correct, I am going to my table now, but you are coming with me." <--- Use ONLY if she is ready to come with you and sit down at this point.



ST: "Where's you friends...?" (You approached by making an FTC involving you had to get back to your friends)