You gotta think of the context it's going to be used. Obviously there is some attraction(or you're friends at least) if you're talking on the phone. Regardless if you've tried to game this girl, or if shes just a friend, either way she's going to find it humorous. I've said similar things to girls I know, and I've never gotten a bad reaction.

edit:

i guess a funny variation to the "i have a boyfriend" situation would be the opposite:

PUA: do you have a boyfriend? (direct/honest/dont give a crap attitude)
HB: no im single/free/available/whatever
PUA: (makes dissapointed face) thats a shame because i really like a challenge (laugh)

or it would be a great way to approach a group of girls

PUA: hey are ALL you girls single?

if yes:

PUA: same as above: thats a shame because i really like a challenge (laugh)

if the answer is "no we have boyfriends"

PUA: great! i really like a challenge!

obviously if you get them laughing you should continue to hit on all of them

This thread is amazing.

Amazing thank you so much.

Aww man this is awesome i'm sad to see it end here but hopefully they'll be more. Dude your inspiring im gonna take some notes from these thanks also.

Jay Wa wrote:
What to say as a disqualifier:

(Note: Only use this when you cross the hook point.)

"Admit it, you like me!"- Her
"Yeah I like you...but I'm not IN like with you." - You


DUDE I'M ROOLING ON THE GROUN,D HAHAHAH SO FUNNY,


I don't get it. "I'm not IN like with you"?

is it supposedly im not in love with you? lol.

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thats the joke behind it

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good stuff man!

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that is gold stuff man, thanks!

I don't get you not gettin it?! you laugh, but you don't get it?!

I think that was sarcasm. I hope anyway.

How to NOT get rejected...twice

Assume the situation is that you've called her and she did not pick up the phone. Then you happen to run into her.

"Hey buddy, thanks for picking up my phone call!" - You
"Oh, yeah, sorry about that. I've been really busy lately." - Her
"No big deal. I just gotta delete your number." - You
"What? Why would you do that?" - Her
"Honestly, I don't have a whole lot of storage space in my phone." - You
"Haha, that's such bullshit!" - Her
"Well, I don't want to waste the space. Why would I keep your number if I'm not gonna call it? - You
"Why are you not going to call it?" - Her
"We already went through that part, silly." - You

Take your phone out, step beside her, and delete her number so she can see it.

"Okay, seriously, let's hang out! I'm sorry. Now put my number back in your phone!" - Her



Delivery is extremely important with this one. Smile, be funny and lighthearted about it.

Hahaha.... I tried that one with the modified "....good, he can buy us drinks" ....and received a much deserved double palms to face......normally wouldn't do that, but I was pissed drunk.....stupid me.....but funny as heck....won't do again though.

Oh, and yes, that was sarcasm.

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wow this is amazing stuff.

Great one. I've already field tested it. Was great.
FTA