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Stetson
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Not an actual ST: You are doing some kino thing with chick, but her jealous or otherwise dumb friend comes to say her "Come on lets go to dance" or "Lets go ´somewhere´"
Answer: You girls go dancing, I'm gonna grab myself a beer!

ST: I'm not chinese and I spit on you! (I actually got this one a while ago :lol: DON'T EVEN ASK! Anyways shes fine and I'm going out with her in a few days :) )

Oh, and if you'r wondering how I handled the situation, my answer to it was something like, "Oh, did you know that Llamas spit alot too :D?".

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ST: I'm not chinese and I spit on you!
Answer: spit on me? yea I actually noticed that already :P



ST: so you just want to have sex with me?
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ST: so you just want to have sex with me?

haha me want to have sex with you huh??, since your the one that brought up sex its deffiantly the other way around sweetheart :P.

NEW ST : give me your beer!! :), i ran out :(

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NEW ST : give me your beer!! Smile, i ran out Sad
answer: nah, take it easy there champ, you're already drunk.


ST
her: thanks for being a good friend.
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"ST : give me your beer!! , :) i ran out :(

answer: nah, take it easy there champ, you're already drunk.


ST her: thanks for being a good friend."

Answer: Wow if you can call a stranger your friend when they dont give you a beer, does that mean you'd want to marry me if told you to get lost!

ST: Maybe, Are You Rich?
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ST: Maybe, Are You Rich?
Answer: Oh yea, I own mansion or two.

ST: Admit, you like me :)
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ST: Admit, you like me :)
Answer: Haha, you wish ;)

ST: Nice shirt, do you always wear pink? ;)
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ST: Nice shirt, do you always wear pink? Wink
Answer: Only when picking up girls like you.

ST: You are boring.
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That's not really a shit test, that's a statement, unless said playfully.

In the first case i'd eject, because the set's clearly already blown. Then go DHV, by successfully entertaining everyone else in the club. If you play it right, you could recover the situation.

In the second case i'd respond with something like "haha, clearly ;)", then cut that thread, and start a new one.


ST: Do you always drink girls drinks?
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ST: Do you always drink girls drinks?
Answer: only when i'm driving 8)





ST: can you hold my drink for a second?
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ST: can you hold my drink for a second?
Answer: Check out the table. Heard it's pretty excellent at holding drinks.

ST: Are all your friends losers?

Sneaky one for you there.

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Whoa, don't be so harsh we came off a hard loss tonight.

ST: I text her what shes doing.

HB: I just got out of the shower, I'm wet and naked
PUA: yeah, I tend to have that affect on women.
HB: Wanna make out??
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ST: I text her what shes doing.

HB: I just got out of the shower, I'm wet and naked
PUA: yeah, I tend to have that affect on women.
HB: Wanna make out??
Answer: Not really.



ST: Do you know that your try to pick me up is pretty lame?
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ST: Do you know that your try to pick me up is pretty lame?
Answer: oh i'm sorry, you thought i was hitting on you? actually i was just being nice ;)



ST: you'll need a better line than this.
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Answer- NA! i keep the good ones for the hot girls



St- why are you sitting so close to me
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