Ok so this upcoming Saturday my sports team is having our year end party. There is supposed to be a good turn out of girls to my team of 15 guys, so the odds will be in my favor to find a target. However, on my team im the guy who is usually given a hard time about things. Im well liked, but theres guys who continue to play jokes on me even though I return the favor, and fight back in all good fun.

Therefore, because of this, and a couple of previous gatherings I am 100% positive that guys on my team will DLV me during the party, thus cockblocking me with broads. I know the main things I should try and do are make it look like its not bothering me, and try to use AMOG tactics. However, Im not very confident since I will be going up against multiple teamates. Any advice I could get for dealing with this would be greatly appreciated. In the town Ive been playing my sport in, the good looking girls are far and few in between. I havent gotten been able to game all season so Im really pumped for the oppurtunity this weekend, but the cockblocks are gonna be a huge obstacle in my way.

If they're your friends, take it as a joke... that's what it is, after all.

Outside of that, you're going to have to push to isolate so you won't be getting interrupted.

Well its a sticky situation for you. See, you need to not care, or at least act like you dont, but unfortunately you obviously do. So if you joke back, you will probably send signals that you are trying to defend yourself. And if you just sit there and let it hit you, you will come off as a wimp, instead of a cool-ass guy who lets it slide like water off a duck's back.

Its a headtrip, and the ultimate reason for it, is that you have convinced yourself that the women in your town are in short supply. Maybe they are. But why in the hell are you limiting yourself to the women in your town?? Are you going to live there forever? And now you have built up this coming day like its your only chance to score a girl. That's bad news, for you.

It may seem counterproductive, ignoring today for the possibility of tomorrow, but it is what you need to do in this situation. You need to realize, that women are in abundance.

Women are always in abundance.

Get your head wrapped around this, move your frame, and the rest will follow naturally. Then, when the guys tease you, when you joke back, you are just sending signals that you are part of the pack, and that you jostle them just as they jostle you, but not because you need to prove yourself. You will have an air of "I-dont-really-care" that the women will pick up on, because the other guys, the ones with the same faulty mind set you once had, will be sending the signals that they are vying for female acceptance of their actions and position.

I agree, the best thing you can do is to see it as a joke, joke along with them, "aaah, you got me man, good one!" High five and keep going as if nothing happened.
A cockblock actually helps your game if you pass the test. It gives you the chance to prove leader of men, non reactive, center of attention and social proof stuff. It is more effective than telling it in a story. If you can remain unaffected by the crap, wll, then you have won a lot. Instead of being the loser being picked on you will be the guy with a lot of friends (with a crazy sense of humor).

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Say, "Behave" as if you were ordering your dog to sit, or if you were disciplining your son...

or throw them off, and say "Behave" as if you're talking to a dirty little chick whose mind is in the gutter... believe it or not this really shows confidence, and you put yourself in other people's perspectives as the leader exclaiming they are out of line... (and when it's a chick you say it too is comes off promiscuous and hot for her)

i HATE cock blocks

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I disagree Crazylegz

The only way to get out of situations like this is self-sarcasm! Whatever -literally- they say to you, take it and exaggerate it! Be the first to laugh about the joke; after all you are just having fun with your friends and you have strong sence of humor. Once you get confident with this you can go ahead smartly and tease them back.

Alpha males and very confident people have no problem self-sarcasming; plus it will totally disarm your teamates, since you won't begrudjed any more, so they will stop teasing you shortly, or at least they will reduce it very much.

Beaware though; do not self-sarcasm unless they tease you, at least not until you are very comfortable with it.

Thanks for the input guys...Im obviously gonna try to make it look like its not bothering me...and ya using self-sarcasm is a good idea to laugh it off...will definately use that

I've noticed a good way to DHV in a moment where you are vulnerable to being AMOG'd.

If one of your friends tries to make fun of you in front of whoever you're gaming, then just look at her and kind of raise your eyebrows as if to say, "wow this guy's a loser huh?" That'll knock the self-esteem out of a lot of AMOGs--at least in my experience. The jocks tend to be all muscle, no game, so they won't know how to respond to something like this, which will lower their value to her even further.

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Don't put up with multiple cock blocks. Leave each other's cocks alone, invite the girls over, and have an orgy. Things will go more smoothly if you all share.

...honestly, the terminology we use here sometimes...