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Superunknown
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You guys are all fucking retards.
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MikeTyson
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I gotta warn you guys about the three sectional staff. It didn't go so well. I took it to a bar. I had it wrapped in leather so it'd look like a walking stick.

Anyway, this hb7 I'm chatting up doesn't seem very interested. I unwrap the three section staff and start doing tricks. There was one problem, though, I forgot that I was in a crowded dance floor. I ended up hitting a bunch of people in the head by mistake. It was almost humiliate. Thank god I was drunk!

Anyway, the point is: do not use a three sectional staff for peacocking.
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BTM3
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Sorry, but this is the BIGGEST redneck storry I've read on the forum!
It's totally incongruent with everything that MM is about and I think you should get yourself another hobby. Like Noodling or something :D
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Lad this is f*cking hilarious.. this one of the funniest things I have read recently.

roll around the ground banging my fists laughing (or whatever the youngsters say)

:lol:

you nearly had me in tears..

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You're a goddamned idiot. I just got my concealed weapons license, and people like you give legitimate gun owners a bad name. The whole point of having a concealed weapon is that no one knows you have it until you actually need it.
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you fuckin serious man.

keep doing that shit if you wanna go to jail haha
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Ahahaa lol guys he ent serious, hes clearly takin the piss
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I hope he is just messing.

B/c of all the crazy gun shit and also b/c you found out about a party through your daughters friend. How old are you that you have a daughter that goes to parties with beer and how young were the people at this party?

Of course you are going to AMOG a party when you are 40, have gun and everyone else at the party is 15.
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Yeah, I just realized the name "MikeTyson."

I guess next we'll be talking about AMOGing with this line:

"My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

It's probably a joke.
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Superunknown
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I don't understand how many people took this as more than a joke. Satire is a dead art.
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