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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:01 pm 
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Perhaps negging her with something she was wearing? Because if you say she isnt smart enough it would sound insulting and she wont talk to you again.


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I think its hillarious that Billie took the time to sign up to the forum to tell US that WERE fools! lol. yeh sure Billie... all the girls know about the game... thats why they end up in our beds!


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1. If we r going to be best friends we r going to need a new super secret handshake.

2. Me and my best friend are starting a band and we love all types of music so we decided to make our own genre. What do you think of part Sinatra part fergie part snoop dogg? We could pull it off with the right groupies. Hey u guys could be our groupies. No, not like those kinds. You wouldn't be slutty groupies, but u would have to dress up like cheerleaders or nurses.

3. You have to tell me if I'm right, but isn't crazy how our society works? Girls just sit around here waiting for guys to talk to them, they never start the conversation. Am I correct?" if she agrees with you then cut thread move on if she objects say "then how come u didn't start talking to me awhile ago?"

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:53 am 
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just so you guys know, im a chick, and i watch this show. women are on to you. and women think this whole concept is lame. women also think that mystery and his wingmen are ugly tryhard fags.

good luck to any of you men who use the canned openers etc. in most cases, chicks will just look at you oddly, laugh uncomfortably and walk away shaking their heads thinking that you're weird, even if they dont know that you're using someone else's material. if you've got it, you've got it. if you don't, you don't. you learn it by being social, not by reading/watching a manual. if you wanna PU, practice by yourself and dont try so hard to follow this loser's instructions and guide.

also, i am not in america. this show is going global, women all over the world understand this 'game' and believe me, you guys are getting played right back. enjoy and good luck to you all.
She calls it a "show"

lol

She watches VH1 and thinks she has any clue. This is cute.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:22 am 
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Hi, all!
What do you think about this opinion opener:"Do you think there's still big difference between people from cities and people from villages"?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:25 am 
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I'm tired of using opinion openers. They're all the same to me, and they're kind of boring, but that's just my style. Be creative.

"If you were a fortune cookie, what would you tell me?"

Works everytime for me. :)

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:23 pm 
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Nice ones lol

I cant beleive how Many times Ive used The shower and The Lying Opener.
This Is a Really great Post. Thanks man~


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:08 pm 
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For all you guys out there who are serious about trying to get success again & again with girls, this is the site that helped me. Check out the blog they've got some really good stuff on there trust me. It's called sterlingslounge


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Hey guys check out this site. www.sterlingslounge.com
These two guys on here are mPUA's and they've got some great material in their blog. I really learned a lot from here.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:11 am 
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Don't know has someone come up with this opener before. They probably have and if so I didn't steal it but rather brainstormed it.

Anyway give me some feedback, it hasn't been field tested yet

Tav: (to target) "Why are all ye black haired woman crazy/strange/ obsessed"? (you can use whatever coloured hair your target is or eye colour or whatever)
HB: "what do you mean"?

Tav:"I'm being stalked by 4 black haired girls at the mo. One followed me here"

What do you gentlemen think? I think its a good neg/opener and dhv. And you can neg more from there.
Anyway give me some feedback!

Tav :wink:


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[quote="theredbandit"]1. If we r going to be best friends we r going to need a new super secret handshake.

That could even work a a routine! After a opener DHV a disqualifier and a routine or two you could go towards closing from that!


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:23 am 
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Sort of discovered this one on my own....my wingmate (who is kind of drunk or just plays the role of one who is) just introduces me to HB and walks off. I just respond with, "nice meeting you but I am getting the sense you don't really know him?!" ....."he's had a little to drink"....dadada....or something along those lines (I know, your dlv'n your wing, as long as their cool with it and it's just a one set).

and poof your in......convo/game/ioi/kino/make babies/etc...


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 Post subject: cologne variation
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:01 am 
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Just used this one and it worked very good got #close on legit HB7 at walmart
(sniffing 2 different deoderants next to HB)
(dont acknowledge her, but move quickly and smoothly before she leaves)
Me: excuse me can you help me out
HB: Ok, sure
Me: which one would smell sexier on me? Cool shower (let her smell), or mountain breeze (let her smell)
(do it at least one more time and be funny and playful, otherwise she will give her opinion and leave, mistaking the AFC for a creeper)
Her: definatly cool shower (laughing and putting hair behind her ear)

After this opener you are home free to progress the sarg using your own style. Walmart is not generally thought of as a place for socializing so I set a time constraint immediatly afterwards and finished with something more along the lines of direct game to spare her feeling akward & associating that feeling with me. Walmart is awsome for sarging (I think)
I BELIEVE THE CREDIT GOES TO TD FOR THE COLOGNE OPENER


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:43 am 
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Iwas watching an episode of Friends the other day, and Ross wanted to hit on two women with Chandler as his wingman. Chandler was supposed to open them up, and when they swoop, Ross could come in with an intelligent conversation, to show he's the sensitive, deep one.

So Chandler walked up to them and said: Hi, My name's Chandler and this is my friend Ross, and we're buidling a human pyramid. We need six more people, so if you're interested?

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C: "swoop, man, swoop!"

And Ross comes in and said: "so, I see you're reading the newspaper... Another flood in Europe huh? ... .... Hey, here's a question, how would you rather be killed: by drowning or by being burned?"

It was really funny, but I actually thought Chandler's opener was really good and funny! I know it was meant to be an opener that would make the girls raise their eyebrows, but I really liked it!

What do you think?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:44 am 
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just so you guys know, im a chick, and i watch this show. women are on to you. and women think this whole concept is lame. women also think that mystery and his wingmen are ugly tryhard fags.

good luck to any of you men who use the canned openers etc. in most cases, chicks will just look at you oddly, laugh uncomfortably and walk away shaking their heads thinking that you're weird, even if they dont know that you're using someone else's material. if you've got it, you've got it. if you don't, you don't. you learn it by being social, not by reading/watching a manual. if you wanna PU, practice by yourself and dont try so hard to follow this loser's instructions and guide.

also, i am not in america. this show is going global, women all over the world understand this 'game' and believe me, you guys are getting played right back. enjoy and good luck to you all.
I know this is super old, but I just had to say I'm a chick and bitch! don't think everybody thinks like you!

Haha personally I think the PUA community is kinda neat.


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