Last night i hooked up with an incredibly hot girl for a ONS and i have to be honest i thought she was totally out of my league. She was definitely a HB9 whereas all my previous gfs have been 3-5s. Needless to say, I was absolutely escatic at the notion of such a gorgeous woman being interested in me.

I was even more pleased with the fact that our date went extradorinarely well, leading to teh best night of sex I've ever had. Why am I complaining? I'm sure that's what you're thinking. Something really weird happened this morning which one my friends who is somewhat of a cassanova assures me is 'totally normal for chicks' but i'm convinced otherwise.

I woke up at around five AM and saw that she wasn't in the bed. For a moment, I thought that I had dreamed it all. But then I heard her. Well, to be more specific, I heard her ass hole. She was in my bathroom taking a MONSTER shit. I'm not kidding you, man, it was loud!

To top it all off, she seems to not understand that soiled toilet paper goes in the toilet, not the sink .... What the fuck, guys? Come on! I need your expertise. Is this beheavior normal? Is it worth it?

I mean, it was great being out with her. She's gorgeous, well dressed, articulate, and a fabulous dancer. I'm not exaggerating her beauty; she is a knockout.

When we were out together, I practically had to fight the other guys off. Is this behavior normal or is she crazy? Part of me thinks she is doing this to neg me or make me chase her.

you wont believe how turned on i got after reading this one

Oh no its completely normal of women to take monster shits while putting toilet paper in the sink and not the toilet... Bro im gonna give you some advice try to stay as far away from her as possible... This is the most f*ucked up one night stand story I have ever heard... Remember "Looks can be deceiving"

i couldve sworn i saw her wipe her mouth with it too. i keep telling myself i'm wrong though. would you guys call her? what if i set up a day 2 at her place? surely im safe that way

wtf girls poo too? no seriously if youre fed up with this just forget 'nd go on. OR take a shit at her bathroom and do the same:D hehe

First off this is the most weird ass story I have ever read on these forums.

Second thing u need to stop writing and thinking stuff like "incredibly hot girl" and "she was totally out of my league" and "I was absolutely escatic at the notion of such a gorgeous woman being interested in me". Did u ever think that this kind of thinking is holding u back? This always made me throw up more than knowing the girl was taking shits and putting the toilet paper in the sink. have u heard of putting the poon on a pedestal?

just wow, i say its not normal whatsoever and she did the equivalent of pissing in your detergent. I say its not worth it, just have fond memories of the sex and leave her the hell alone.... some girls no matter what the rating you should stay clear of.

OH SHIT TYLER DURDEN HAS JOINED US!!!

Please,he can only learn the whole abundance and not glorifying looks mentality 30% through talks, the rest is experiences, not some generic PU pep talk that he's probably heard 50 times over

Being excited about a girl coming into your life is awesome! It's entirely human and natural, and can very sexy. True his thoughts are a bit skewed becuase undoubtadly this is one of his first experiences of true success in PU. Something he probably thought prior to PU was not going to happen.



If she is incredibly hot, GREAT! Well done, those girls are in high demand and in high competition, you showed some skill, and reaped the rewards.

What your gonna learn with time is that personality is much harder to find than looks.... trust me it's been fucking frustrating for me lately

I'm calling shenanigans!

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If a girl did that at my place, I'd rub her fucking nose in it and then make her clean it up.

Seriously. What kind of civilized human being does something like that? I don't care how hot she is. I don't want to KNOW anyone who does what she did.

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Haha that's really sick! And what to say about your friend, who apparently also thinks this is normal?

And what do you mean by: I swear i saw her wipe her mouth with it too. ?

do you mean with the same, used soiled paper which she then threw in the sink? Dude I hope you didn't kiss her goodbye

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oh shit

You made this up.
But if it were true I honestly wouldn't associate with someone like that.
No matter what they look like.

DennisSalsa = MikeTyson's alt???

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