| I've been lurking here for a while and im kinda pissed so i finally joined so i could post this. This is going to be long and probably difficult to read at times. I apologize. I hope you all can get through it. oh and you will know by the end of this that i am a huge Style fan.
ok, so one of my friends turned 21 last night and i met her and all her friends at the bar. (I wore sunglasses on my head and bracelets on my wrist...my way of light peacocking) When i got there, I made it a point to meet all her friends and start conversations with all of them (even the dudes) to make sure I was well established. I started sarging this one HB7 and she seemed totally into me. this one dude kept butting in and trying to steal her away but she would just fluff him off and start up conversation with me again. Like I wanted to walk around and meet more girls, but i couldn't get rid of this chick. Finally, when the dude butted in again, i grabbed my friend (birthday girl) and was like, "does that chick have a bf?"
she said, "yeah, but he's not here right now. he's not 21."
i said, "well then who the hell is that guy (the butter)?"
she said, "oh, that's her bf's roommate."
So i went back, and this chick started talking to me again...when this HB9.5(!!!) walked in with 3 friends. Right when she walked in, we made eye contact twice. First when she was scanning the bar, then her and I looked up again 30 seconds later at the perfect second... but i continued to talk with the HB7.
After like a half hour, literally like 5 guys approached this HB9.5 and crashed and burned. they would walk back to our table shaking their head saying "son of a bitch...man...I just ran out of shit to say..." I knew that I would go in and it would be different because i would sarge her friends first and not go directly after her. But her friends were scattered...2 over here, 2 over there...they met up with a bunch of other friends that we just roaming...
So I first approached 2 of her friends (HB8.5's) that she walked in with...
1. opened with the jealous gf
2. best friends test
3. did the C & U smiles routine (this actually helped me meet a lot of her friends because they would grab their friends and be like, "so what is she?"
4. told a couple DHV stories
As I was talking to her friends (who were laughing, kenoing and just loved me), the HB9.5 was right there off to the side of them but i was totally ignoring her. After that, I left and met up with my friends again.
Then, I walked to the bathroom and the HB9.5 was in direct line with it, I bumped her back and said, "did you just grab my ass?" She looked at me as i stuck my butt out, scanned me up and down and said, "maybe i did." I said, "ha, don't worry about it. i'm used to it. ya know i flirt a lot too, but don't worry, I don't put out." i then walked away.
So I walked back from the bathroom and crossed paths with her again:
me: "are these sunglasses crooked on me? I always feel like my ears aren't even..."
friend HB8.5....takes them off me and put them on herself...
me to the HB9.5: "ya know...i don't date anyone who wears their hair like that. my ex-gf always did her hair like that."
one damn friend (one i haven't met...an Ugly Chick4.5 comes out of nowehere): "ummm.. and who the hell are you...and she's not your ex."
I looked at the HB9.5 and said, "don't be rude, introduce me to your friend."
so we meet, the UC4.5 and HB8.5 walk away leaving the HB9.5 alone with me. my heart is racing because i have never sarged a chick this hot before.
we're talking...i do the c & u smiles routine...i neg her like crazy...we play the 5 question game (i won), i told her to put her hand in mine (she grabbed it gently) and i guessed the number she was thinking between 1 and 10...we play the mouserace game and she actually let me draw all over her arm.
she asked me for my name, talked all whiney like, "you think i'm mean?" "what's wrong with my hair?" she was kenoing me like crazy and i would bust out, "hey...that's $20...this shit ain't free ya know."
(at this point, i am leaning up against the wall and to everyone else in the bar, it looks like she is sarging me. this shit works because i had girls taking my sunglasses, grabbing me, touching my face...no joke...with this HB9.5 right in front of me. )
She said i should buy her a drink. i said, "tell you what...you buy me something you think i'll like and i'll buy you something i think you'll like." (if she said ok, i would get her a glass of milk [props to juggler, you can see that on youtube]) but she didn't go for that and she started giving me shit about it.
I said, "oh come on...i'm not gonna jump through your hoops. you probably walk into any bar and ask any guy to buy you a drink, then you say 'well...nice knowin ya!' after 2 minutes."
She said (laughing), "i haven't drank anything tonight yet..besides i just turned 21 yesterday." I said, "well then i'm the first guy you are trying to take advantage of."
then i said, "you are a very attractive girl, but beauty is common...what else do you have going for you beisdes your looks?"
she started rambling off all this shit and i would give her points for each or take away points. (this is awesome.) she said, "what about you? what do you have going for you?" i say some shit and she laughs and we joke and im thinking, "man....there is no fucking way i'm not getting this chicks number..."
so the UC4.5 walks up and whispers in her ear and i say, "ya know its not nice to talk shit about that guy over there. (i point). they both laugh and say, "don't worry it's not about you." then the UC4.5 pulls her away and HB9.5 says, "sorry...i'll be right back."
I go and meet up with my friends again. After a few minutes, i walk back over there and she turns around so she's right in my path and she says, "ya know you are probably full of bullshit."
I said, "haha, what? ya know you trying to call me out like that puts you into negative territory, now you wont be able to make me and my friends that food."
after i said that, she takes my sunglasses off my nose and puts them on my head. i said, "oh you want to see my eyes huh?"
she asked, "so how do i know that you aren't full of shit? what are these for?" (she starts playing with my bracelets.)
I said, "well how about if i tell you about yourself with you just answering a few questions?"
so i ran the cube on her. in the middle of it, another friend (UC4) walks up and just stands there. literally...says absolutly nothing....like a damn rock. I stop and tell HB9.5 to introduce me to her friend. at this point it's about 1:30am and i'm giving her time contraints saying that i need to leave soon.
at the end of it, she had a ton of friends walking up to her and telling her that the entire group is taking off. so it's her and I standing there and i say, "well we should continue this elsewhere." i pull out a piece of paper, rip it in two and give her half with a pen.
UC4.5 says all bitchy, "oh my god...he wants your number! is he seriously writing his number down?"
UC4 asks me, "umm....what are you doing?"
at this point im stunned and im thinking, "WTF?!?!?!"
I look at them like they are idiots, then at HB9.5 with raised eyebrows... i asked them, "do you guys believe in magic?"
i tried to recover with her friends by telling another story (a true one actually). I even started talking to the dudes and to make it seem to the UC4 and 4.5 that i was non-threatening and they would leave us the hell alone but they kept asking me, "so are you going to do a magic trick?"
I said, "damn...im not a monkey...i don't do magic tricks just at girls commands."
so then her friends are grabbing at HB9.5 to leave. she slowly hands me the blank piece of paper back with the pen and says, "yeahhhh....i really should go..." but she's still lingering....standing there for a good 10 seconds and i'm scanning my brain trying to think of SOMETHING to say. i said, "well have fun. it was a pleasure meeting you." I shook her hand, walked away, said goodbye to my friends and left the bar actually before she did.
I guess there are things i could have done like tried to tag along and instant date her...maybe bust out the "kiss goodbye" and point to my cheek...maybe have been a little more forward like asking her if she wants to kiss me...since our first initial words were "did you just grab my ass?" i probably didn't escalate things properly. If i saw those damn ugly chicks, i would have sarged them first.
this was by far the hottest chick i've ever sarged and i left the bar thinking "wtf....there is no way i could have done better." i have had great success with half-assed sarges with HB7s and 8s and i felt this one was my best and i went home alone. son of a bitch.
if you actually read this long ass story, i'd like to hear your questions, comments, advice and criticism.
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