mad post man!
i already used a couple

my favourite is the luring girl to my house txt

Hey, some field tested lines.

Txt: Omg you gotta stop thinking about me so much, i'm getting goosebumps over here! lol.

Txt: Ouch! Thx for the bruise, you gotta take it easy on me in that little head of your's.

Txt: "Guess what?!"(after she responds). "Made you look. lol."

Txt.: Is it true?(wait for her response)...the rumors!....(her response)...i heard you went streaking with my name written on your butt. lol.

Txt: Hey do you have a tattoo?
(No)..oh..i have a great one, it should go on your butt and say, "(Your name or initial) was here lol."

Txt: So i hear you are doing cupid a favor, why won't you quit stalking me?! lol.

Txt: If you had a million dollars, what would you do?

baddass shit bro, works like a charm

Awesome list, have tried a few out, varied responses. I'm dealing with non-native speakers over here in Asia though, so perhaps they don't quite understand what I mean. Well usually their reading skills are better than their speaking skills, so I'm kind of between a rock and a hard place at times. Will continue to use them, need to build more rapport and attraction then use some of these beauties.

I think the key to a good text message is remember to call if you can say it, make sure the text is using some C&F and is mysterious in a way, which will help get a response. Plus, focus it on your reciever, think about the rapport you've gained and how much attraction has been built before going ahead and using some canned text message.

PUA: I would hate to be you right now
HB: Why?/Huh?/etc
PUA: Doesn't it suck missing me so much?

Have used quite a few of these and gotten a lot of good response..

this is a great list ima have 2 use some of em. thx!!!
-king

PUA: *send blank text*
HB: why did u just send me a blank txt (something along those lines)
PUA: Babe, you dont have to come up with excuses to talk to me!
-OR-
PUA: It must be so humiliating having to make up excuses to talk to me!

I tried that one but she sent me a "send blank text" back XD what should i say next?

You: So i was going to send you something sexy for the holidays, but the mail man told me to get the fuck out of the mail box and take the stamp off my ass.

I have gotten a few good responses off this one, you kinda have to be carful with it. Got a couple that were confused on the comfort with it.

man major props on all these this is my 1st post and im kinda new 2 the PUA game but well for txting games i use a little bit of role playing especially wen im @ work

Me=OMG IM BORED!!!!!
HB=blah
Me=hey! i got it entertain me
HB=no; im bored 2 u no; or almost any variation ive had a few dif 1s
Me=ok i got it lets make up a story 2gether, ill go 1st......i usually use a mischievious puppy but u can pretty much take it from here use ur imagination.
ive used this a few times but just 4 my entertainment but it actually works great 2 build sum rapport hope this works for some of u guys

Wow, how bad did I just fuck this up?

me: OMG! You won't beleive what just happened to me last night
hb: ahaha what happened!?
me: (delay) o shit, wrong person...
hb: FINE don't tell me
me: Alrite i'll tell you but not in a text and you have to promise not to tell anyone
hb: no response

I just totally jumped through her fucken hoop like a moron.

Ok, so this was funny, I've been having great fun with this stuff, but I got called out on the alien one. The girl and I had been going back and forth with some quotes from some funny movies in our conversations. She thought it was a quote from a movie she didn't recognize and Googled it.

Guess what the top search result was.

I guess, it just goes to reinforce that it's important to make the material your own, and by that I mean change a word or two.

Awesome list! Thanks a bunch.

Hey, i tried the When are you going to invite me for a drink? on a girl ive known for years. She didnt reply back.... :/

wow excellent