haha ok so this girl has been in my circle of friends for a while but I like to think of myself as a friend zone escape artist. actually i never really find that I get put into that friend zone. I never feel that girls r looking for just friendship with me.. anyway so i was hanging out with this one girl and we're always tossing IOI's back and forth but I havent decided whether I want to keep her around as a friend or push for more. problem is I have a bad history of making this transition and if we break up its impossible to go back to being just friends. so she's lying across me while we're talking and all of a sudden she anounces that she just farted on my leg! I took this as a huge IOD because usually i find girls are embarrased when they're seen as unlady like or when they arent wearing make-up or whatever. Would u guys take this as an IOD? haha

Relax. It's just cos she's comfortable around you.

What you should of done is say right back at you and fart on her make a fun and game of it. or say omg im gonna get you now and start like play wrestling get some good kino going!

btw im kinda high on medication so this makes sense in my head woop woop

peace out x

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Why So Serious?

The play wrestling thing is definately good. Many a time has that ended up well for me... farting back on her, not so much.

She really respects you . Please don't tell me that you are so horny and pathetic that you still talk to her. Stand up and be strong.

The rest of the comments from this thread just goes to show that this forum was made for horny 14 year old boys. No wonder the man who wears makeup and furry hats has an audience.

yeah but she'll be like hes a laugh and feels comfortable around me. or when your on your own with her say "i've got something really special for you, i've been holding this back for so long..." then let it rip in her face that would be legendary!

dont forget its all about having fun baby. fact of life enjoy your life and others will follow and enjoy it with you, then its a party!

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Why So Serious?

You're talking about this as if he's been out with her already and wants her back; you obvoiusly read that completely wrong. His question was that if a girl tells him she farted on him, is it an IOD. It is not.
Where did this even come from? Somebody's in a seriously bad mood... if you've been having a bit of bad luck lately, don't take it out on others. Chill out. Not everyone is a mystery fanboy either.

Says the guy with 100+ posts in said forum.

Sorry, but in many parts of this world a girl who farts on a boy is considered filthy. And yes, farting is something that young boys and the less sophisticated find funny.

I never said it wasnt filthy. I was just pointing out the irony in that statement.

"Have you ever noticed that your own farts smell O.K. ? " -Carlin... around 65 years old.... in front of an audience of 5000-10000...

Farts do have entertainment value
Even for the older and the "Less sophisticated" ?

Like being "Sophisticated" is going to make your game run smoother.
It's a crutch, man


You could neg her the next time you see her though... just go *sniff* *sniff* *Sniffsniff* like really loudly... lean closer to her as if trying to find the source of the smell and go "pheeeew".... shaking your head and making a face while you lean away from her. maybe toss in a comment "...Again?..."
That one works great in elevators too

Doesn't matter if it's with other people around, that'd just make it even better...



Note: you do know that Sophisticate means to make something less natural/innocent, to deceive, to trick... make things more complicated ?
(And that what I do here is to Sophisticate... per definition. Sophism, look it up )


Cheers.

Sooner or later it happens. People are born, girls fart and then you die.

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