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PUA: You can keep staring but it wont talk back to you anytime soon.

ST: you wish I was hitting on you yesterday! haha
response: what i thought you were? no? oh ok that must have been someone else, but you can try and hit on me if you like 8)

st: stop staring at my breasts

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st: stop staring at my breasts
Response: Staring and wondering if they are real are two different things

st: I dont know why you'd bother hitting on me. The only reason its tasty is because its not on the menu.
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st: stop staring at my breasts
Response: Staring and wondering if they are real are two different things

st: I dont know why you'd bother hitting on me. The only reason its tasty is because its not on the menu.
Response: It's ok, i'm on a diet.


ST: What makes you think i'm interested?

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ST: What makes you think i'm interested?
Response: I find its best not to have any expectations. Besides, I think you are the one making assumptions here.

ST: Before you get ahead of yourself, I think you should know Im on the celibacy train these days.
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ST: What makes you think i'm interested?
Response: I find its best not to have any expectations. Besides, I think you are the one making assumptions here.

ST: Before you get ahead of yourself, I think you should know Im on the celibacy train these days.
ans: Yeah, me too, but girls still chase after me. ;)

ST: So why should I pick you, out of all guys in this room?
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ST: What makes you think i'm interested?
Response: I find its best not to have any expectations. Besides, I think you are the one making assumptions here.

ST: Before you get ahead of yourself, I think you should know Im on the celibacy train these days.
ans: Yeah, me too, but girls still chase after me. ;)




ST: So why should I pick you, out of all guys in this room?
ans: "I pretend she didn't shit test me." Then I bring up something completely unrelated. "you have something on your cheek"
I simply dont let her question phase me at all.


ST: "You look really young"
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ST: "You look really young"
Res: Oh? Maybe thats a good thing. Maybe I'll look like this when I'm 40.

Test: I thought you said you had friends to meet? Where did they go?
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Test: I thought you said you had friends to meet? Where did they go?
Answer: good question. they're probably waiting for me somewhere.... they never go anywhere without me!


ST: (after opener) You have to do better than that!
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ST: (after opener) You have to do better than that!

response: hey, it worked on the girl over there :) to friends: is she always this stubborn?

ST: how many times have you used that line tonight??

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PUA: enough times to know how to use it again!

ST: I dont think you are my type

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Man is this a shit test or somtehing? anyway wthats goo to say

What? U wanted to see me?
and what? would u have come?
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ST: I dont think you are my type
PUA: Some girl told me that last weekend... I banged her 10 minutes later. :P



ST: Are you hitting on me?
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PUA: What makes you think that you're good enough for me to hit on you?

(follow up with either "beauty is common" or "then it looks like you've work to do") Yeah, I know amateur reply.


ST: Do you act this way around every girl?

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ST: Do you act this way around every girl?
PUA: no, just around the dumb ones. :P




ST: are you a pickup artist?
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ST: "I don't understand you"
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