The shit test practice thread



Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 41 guests
Post new topic Reply to topic   Board index » Get Into The Game: New Forum Members Start Here » General Questions




Author Message
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:51 am 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum

Joined: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:52 am
Posts: 172
AOL: Lceberg032
Location: The Bronx, New York
no , only the dumb ones

hb- y are u so stupid


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:40 pm 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum

Joined: Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:01 pm
Posts: 110
Answer: You just arent intelligent enough to understand me



ST: are you always so full of yourself?


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:20 pm 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum

Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:26 am
Posts: 126
Quote:
Answer: You just arent intelligent enough to understand me



ST: are you always so full of yourself?
most of the time, are you always so judgmental?

st: "random sentence", o you love me though (first time talking to her)


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:07 pm 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:23 am
Posts: 103
Location: NYC & MTL
HB: "you're really skinny"
(I shrugged at this one and that made her laugh, I'm really comfy in my body, I know I'm skinny but I'm cut, that's what I get for wearing a tank top)
HB: "She's beautiful isn't she" *Points to her friend who I think isn't as pretty*
I forgot how I answered to this one, but I ended up pointing to myself when she talked about beauty.

_________________
"A bad traceur does a technique until he gets it right. A good traceur does it until he can not get it wrong"
-David Belle
"men who say it cannot be done should not interrupt men doing it"


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:01 pm 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:57 pm
Posts: 130
st:why are you wearing sunglasses inside

or just

st:nice sunglasses

st:its dark why you wearing sunglasses

st:you know your inside


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:31 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Addict
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:12 pm
Posts: 222
Location: cornwall
st:why are you wearing sunglasses inside

response: it makes me look cool 8) lets try them on you *puts them on her* take a step back to view then neg her with something like just saying nevermind in a cocky funny way and putting them back on :D

new st: you have the gay ear pierced

_________________
Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:29 am 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum

Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:21 pm
Posts: 127
new st: you have the gay ear pierced

Reply: You have the lesbian ear pierced :)


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:06 am 
Offline
MPUA Forum Addict
User avatar

Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:51 pm
Posts: 251
PUA: poor thing I know you are dissappointed!

shit test: you wish that i was hitting on you yesterday!

_________________
"Never be afraid to try something new. Always remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic"


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:07 am 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:01 pm
Posts: 36
Location: The magical land of Bombs and Beards
Quote:
shit test: you wish that i was hitting on you yesterday!
PUA: No actually, yesterday i was getting hit on all day. Wait for your turn, you might get lucky.

==========================
Shit test: After asking a girls out, she says she has a friend coming with her, and (surprise!) it turns out to be her male friend who's always aggressive to potential dates.
(actually got that one a few times. How do you AMOG a guy who wont shut up and wont take a hint, without being rude?)

_________________
The resident terrorist, at your service


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:43 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast
User avatar

Joined: Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:54 am
Posts: 79
A: this has happened to me before as well . just dhv and act like he wasin't there in the first place and you should be good.

ok my shit test


ST: maybe you should start caring about how you look or you gonna be single for a while


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:52 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Addict

Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:50 pm
Posts: 224
reply: lol ok miss perfect

shit test: why are u still here u creepy little man


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:14 am 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:49 pm
Posts: 2
Quote:
reply: lol ok miss perfect

shit test: why are u still here u creepy little man
ouch. that wouldve been hurtful if i wasn't so handsome.


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:18 am 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:49 pm
Posts: 2
despite your reply to a ST, how would you react if you failed it or her response to it is with silence or another ST? ergo she definitely seems uninterested aka has a huge bitch shield on. is that the time you would want to bail out?


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:58 am 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:01 pm
Posts: 36
Location: The magical land of Bombs and Beards
Quote:
despite your reply to a ST, how would you react if you failed it or her response to it is with silence or another ST? ergo she definitely seems uninterested aka has a huge bitch shield on. is that the time you would want to bail out?
Well it depends, if she's just playing hard to get you can give it some more effort. But if she's definitely not interest, just yell "NEXT" and move on....

================================
Shit test: She keeps staring at her glass like it's the most interesting thing in the world and ignores you


(PS: i dont know if this counts as a shit test, or just a cold shoulder...)

_________________
The resident terrorist, at your service


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:30 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Addict
User avatar

Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:51 pm
Posts: 251
PUA: You can keep staring but it wont talk back to you anytime soon.

ST: you wish I was hitting on you yesterday! haha

_________________
"Never be afraid to try something new. Always remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic"


Top
   
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 1053 posts ] 

All times are UTC


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  

Can we be honest?

We want your email address. Let me send you the best seduction techniques ever devised... because they are really good.
close-link