I met this HB9 at a friends house. After talkin to her for a little while I got her phone number and texted her.
ME: STOP!!, you dork!
HB9: Who is this??
at this point I stopped because I figured if she didn't save my number then there was no point of me pursuing her. But the next day she texts me...
HB9: STOP!!, you dork!!
ME: Who is this??

HB9: Haha, this is "HB9"
ME: HB9? Remind me again of who you are. I vaguely remember.

HB9: Haha.. nah
ME: Ohh now it hit me.. You're that dork that kept flirtin with me. What's up dorko?
HB9: Haha wrong again!
ME: ... sorry then. Wrong number.

HB9: Guess so. Try not to let it happen again.
ME: It was an accident anyways...my phone slipped out of my hand and fell on the floor and somehow texted you. Weird, huh?
HB9: Very. Just like you.
ME: Why are you still flirtin with my weird ass anyways?

HB9: Who me? Couldn't be.
ME: ...it's OK!

HB9: Said who??
ME: ...says the big stud.

Any more questions?
HB9: Ha I still have no idea who youre talking about!! Im even more confused!!
ME: I heard that memory loss is a side effect of sassyness... maybe I should tell you in person next time I camp out at your place
HB9: I almost forgot how funny you are....funny lookin that is!

ME: Your come backs are so original...how do you do it... you have to teach me!
HB9: You have a lot to learn!! Ha
ME: Teach me please... Im a good student by the way.
HB9: Haha Shut up!
ME: Whatever you say teacher! Anyways whatcha doin on Saturday?
HB9: I'm not sure...Might go to a basketball game. And you??
ME: I just might have some time to come and camp out for a little while.
HB9: Haha is that right??
ME: Yes it is!! Now stop flirtin, Im watchin a movie... text me Saturday and we'll see. Bye loser!
HB9: I'll think about it... later.
Chances are... she won't text me because of who she is (chick who is pursued by guys and not the other way around)... but I'm not too worried about it... just thought I'd share my text game for those that like texting.