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I moved to France from the UK back in June, it’s a great place and there’s a larger proportion of 8's, 9's and 10's here than most of the UK (hardly any walk around in belly tops with folds of fat hanging out for a start). This is so incredibly frustrating though as it’s like being a deaf mute at a playboy party!

I get a few looks here and there but can’t actually talk enough of the language to approach.

I’ve chatted up and dated a couple of girls that could speak pigeon English to whom I would speak pigeon French back but I would like to be able to approach ANYONE that I want. Bear in mind, that you can’t speak randomly about things as they question what you just said and it just makes you sound crazy when, if you said the same thing to an English girl, they would see it as flirting.

I realise, that the best PUA’s out there would turn it around and use this to their advantage, however, I’m not the best hence opening this up to the board.

Any good suggestions will be field tested and I’ll get back to you guys and let you know how it goes.


Take it like a Cadburys caramel – easy - Pash.

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LMAO, someone just made a surgestion that i thought i would stick here to get this convo going. he said:

just get a condom out point at her, point at yourself and smile whilst raising your eyebrows.

another was just to mimic a blow job with your toungue in the side of your mouth.

both good but im thinking that might not go down so well in the street during the day... or even nice bars before 11pm!

a few years back, me and a buddy had a trip planned to tokyo, just to see the girls. but we were aware that they didnt speak english, so we spent a lot of time (and a bit of money) getting a whole script translated and put into cards.
we planned to just go up to girls and lead them through the cards just smiling and messing around. each card ended with compliance instruction "thumbs up/thumbs down" "smile/frown" "shake or nod". "laugh/walk away"...

all i remember was the last card ended with "this is the last card, our time together is coming to an end, what english words do you know"

it never got a field test.

hmmm, interesting idea, think that would be great for a place like that or somewhere where the language is SO different. not sure it would work in france though, i know enough to say very basics but only boring, obvious stuff which, i guess could look cute.

a few months back before i even heard of the game, i went to Barcelona, the first thing i did was found a book shop and bought a small phrase book with some chat up lines, not to use but just to show girls later on as there usually so bad there quite funny. What these phrase books also have though are the other basics you need.

I then asked an HB8 for her name so i could add her on facebook which she did but she was just leaving work and so the next time we spoke was online.

It turned out she was half Swedish, half Mexican - just imagin! anyway, long story short, she said she found it really cute reading badly from a phrase book and we arranged for me to go back down for a candle lit picknic on the beach but two weeks before i was due to go down, she told me a 'special friend' said he was visiting and she thought something might happen and wanted to be strait with me.
They are still going out now and that was 6 months ago but were still in touch and she admits she was kind of gutted we didnt meet a month earlier....

It might seem like i just answered my own question but ive tried this on others and their not so into it. think the time and place was just right for that one.

Pash.