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Shit test: This freak tried to add me!!

reply: What are you talking about darling, im the coolest person whos added you all week :D

New shit test: why are you talking to me?

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Shit test: Why are you talking to me?

Reply: Im just passing the time... soo when do you think the interesting people will arrive? :)

This is my ALL TIME FAV shit test!

(HB) I have to go now....

(ME) Wait!!

(HB) What? Why? etc...

(ME) Ok you can go now :)

The feeling you get from this is something special! :)

Ok try beat my reply!

Shit test: I have to go now....
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HB: I have to go now,,,

ME: "...."

HB: ?

ME: Yea go ahead, i`ll call (DOESNT CALLfor shit)

ST: Don`t ask me out..

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Response: We'll see.

ST: Are you going to stare at me all night?
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Response: Oh sorry, I just couldn't get my eyes off that zit. :lol:

ST: You're not funny..
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Response: Oh sorry, I just couldn't get my eyes off that zit. :lol:

ST: You're not funny..
I dont feel these are that great so I'd appreciate better answers or advice.

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With a cocky kinda smile: well that depends who you ask.
Or
Then something like: Okay then miss queen of comedy....YOU make ME laugh.

Or use some where to show that u dont care if she thinks ur funny or u brush her opinion off. Maybe somthing like, "Obviously you dont know funny."


ST: you have a big nose..haha
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You look like [names physically un-attractive person or points to THAT guy]
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ST: You're not funny..
Answer: That's gotta be the coldest response I've gotten all night, the mind and the body must be two separate things after all :wink:
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i like to wear sunglasses and i look hot int hem, but often i get the "why are you wearing sungalsses?" or "its not dark in here" something along those liines i have come up with this response

"well the sun always shines in my happy lil world, try it sometime its more fun!"

anyone else got any other ideas

for (when wearing sunglasses)

"is it that dark in here"
"wheres the sun"
"why are you wearing sunglasses"
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ST: you have a big nose..haha
Answer: Well I guess you know what they say about men with big nose and big fingers. 8)


(In case you haven't heard of it, there was a study that men with big nose and big fingers tend to have big cocks. :D )


ST: Are you wearing make-up??
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Shit test: This freak tried to add me!!

reply: What are you talking about darling, im the coolest person whos added you all week :D

New shit test: why are you talking to me?
holy god, I just got this one today and I'm not sure if I passed it now or not :|. I replied "You talked to me first." Because she did.

ST: Are you wearing Make-up?
Answer: No I'm just naturally like this :), I can tell you're wearing make-up though :).

NST: Do you really think I care right now?

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NST: Do you really think I care right now?
response:do you think that i care that you think that you dont care when your obviosly thinking about it so much that you care :lol:

i would say this pretty fast then move onto a neg:

did you know your nose crinkles when your confused :D

shit test: whats your problem??

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What do I say to this?

Why are you always touching me?

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shit test: whats your problem??
Answer: You.



ST: You're very boring.
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ST:why are you wearing sunglasses
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ST: You're very boring.
ANS: Well, I need to leave some excitement for the rest of the party, and besides I wouldn't want to be too captivating and make it easy for us leave your friends here alone. (critique?)

new ST: Are you this frustrating to every girl you talk to?
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