What to say in comfort stage:
"Wow, we used to be SO close. (cross your fingers) It's like we were hugging. But now we've fallen apart (uncross your fingers, like your holding up a 'peace' sign). Now I guess you just wanna hold hands."
Short, sweet, and works like a charm.
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What to say when she starts acting up:
"Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?" - You
"Uh, I don't have a boyfriend." - Her
"Well, that's probably for the best!" - You
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What to say at the introduction:
"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You
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What to say when she calls you out on something:
"Well, I thought I was being cute and funny. But I guess I was just being cute."
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What to say if your in a big college town (works better if she is wearing her college gear):
"Holy shit! You go to UGA?" -You
"Yeah." -Her
"What a coincidence, so do I!!!" -You
The trick is to act really enthusiastic about it, like it's uncommon. I have never met a girl that didn't find it funny!
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What to say when she calls:
"Hey, how are you?" - Her
"I'm good, how are you?" - You
"Good." - Her
"Wait, your good? (pause) I bet I could make you SO bad!" - You
Delivery is very important for this one.
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What to say when she is nervous:
"Hey, can you do me a favor?" - You
"Um...sure." - Her
"Can you smile? It looks good on you." - You
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What to say at the hook point:
"Have you ever met someone that you just feel so comfortable around? You know, you really hit it off with them? - You
"I totally know what you mean!" - Her
"Yeah...I've never met a person like that." (smile) - You
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What to say when she tries to bring you down:
"Why are you so happy?" - Her
"I don't know, but it's a lot of fun. You should try it out some time!"- You
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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:
"I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way)
"I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You
She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal.
"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You
This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.
"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You
Use this last one only if you really have to.
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What to say at the kiss close:
Preface: Sometimes it takes a greater dedication to take it to the next level. My only advice is to keep advancing, keep moving forward. But also read her body language as well. Timing is the most important element and Kasey should be performed only after kino-escalation.
My friends and I refer to a kiss-close as "Kasey" (i.e. Kiss Close = KC= Kasey). So if you're wing is pushing you to kiss close, he would say something like, "Hey, did you see Kasey over there?" Ya get it?
And now for the tease routine:
"Hey, I got something for ya. Remind me to give it to you later." - You (plant the seed)
"Sure."- Her
Time passes.
"Hey, so where's my present?" - Her
"Okay, close your eyes and open your hand." - You
After she complies, hold her by the hand and kiss her.
"But that was only for you, so don't go around telling everybody I'm SPAM free shit!" - You
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What to write on her wall (i.e. Facebook/Myspace):
(Insert name here), your priorities suck! But I think you will be okay if you follow the steps I provided below:
Step 1: Build up the courage to actually call me
Step 2: Get in your car and start driving
Step 3: Turn up the music and sing/dance/etc.
Step 4: I'll take care of the rest...
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What to say at the Kasey (kiss close):
"What is the first thing you would say after you kissed me?" - You
"Um, I don't know." - Her
"Well, let's find out." - You
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What to say at the approach:
"Hey, let me ask you a question. if a girl gets breast implants, does that make her a slut?" - You
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A.
"No." - Her
"But what if she wants them only to get attention from guys?"-You
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B.
"Yes." - Her
"But what if she wants them because it makes her feel more confident."
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The idea is to go against whatever she says...Field tested, mother approved!
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What to say as a disqualifier:
(Note: Only use this when you cross the hook point.)
"Admit it, you like me!"- Her
"Yeah I like you...but I'm not IN like with you." - You
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What to say when you run out of other things to say:
"Hey, do you wear glasses?"- You
"No."- Her
"Oh, that sucks, I guess you can't see how good looking I am."- You
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What to text your girlfriend when she is having a bad day:
"You're silly, you're kind of weird, and you're a bit too cute at times...but I like you anyway
"- You
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How to set a time-constraint on your phone call
For example, if the time is 8:00, you say:
"Hey, I got to let you go at 8:12"- You
"Why 8:12?"- Her
"Well, I got SO much shit to do at 8:13"- You
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What to say when she asks what you do for a living:
"So what do you do?" - Her
A. "I'm a traffic light repair man...It's pretty cool, actually. I drive around with a portable machine and I can change the colors on each light. So next time your late for work, give me a call and I'll hook you up!" -You
B. "I pack parachutes for skydivers. You should come check it out...By the way, how much do you trust me?"-You
C. "I'm in a rock band. As a matter of fact, we're looking for drummer and you look like you just might fit the part. I'll go ahead and put you on the list for auditions next week."-You
These gets a lot of positive reactions because they can't tell whether or not you're joking.
Another side note: I've noticed that skydiving is a good conversational piece. People always have a strong opinion on it.
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What to say to build rapport:
"Did you know that the best compliment you can give to a woman is to simply repeat her name?" -You
"Really?" -Her
"Yeah...For instance, what's your sister's name?" -You
"Kelly." -Her
"So the next time you get off the phone with Kelly, tell her, 'I love you Kelly,' or 'Great talking to you Kelly.' Then notice the difference...And you can even test her by seeing if she says your name at the end of your next conversation." -You
*For bonus points, repeat her name as you say goodbye.*
"People care about their own name more than every other name in the world combined." - Dale Carnegie
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What to say to the bartender: (post hook-point)
"You know, there is a paradox in becoming a bartender." - You
"Oh really. And what is that?" - Her
"You meet so many people, but you don't really meet anybody at all." - You
"What do you mean?" - Her
"Well, you can talk to a lot of people, but you can't ever get to know them; you are on that side and they are always on the other. Even if you liked the person, it would never work because you would always look at him as the guy from the bar." - You
*Most bartenders will agree with you, but they will also try to counter that notion. So you can follow it up with something like...
"Don't get me wrong here, I think you're a cool person, but I wouldn't even bother asking for your number." - You
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Another line for Kasey (kiss-close):
"I bet you I could kiss you before you could kiss me." - You
"No you can't!" - Her
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What to say to take her home:
(Note: Say this when after the kiss close, and after the hook point...I will admit that it is a bit forward)
"I'm having a lot of fun. I think we should get lunch tomorrow." - You
"Yea, absolutely." - Her
"Well, what time do you think we'll wake up?" (smile) - You
(This is great because it makes the implication without blatantly stating your intentions. Even if she doesn't want to go home with you, it still gives you an out. For example, if she denies, you could respond with, "I meant what time am I picking you up?...Haha, you thought I was that easy?")
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What to say on her birthday:
(Note: For this routine, you will need a box of matches.)
"I bet you I can make you feel young again" (smile) -You
"Um, okay." - Her
(Light one of your matches and hold it close to her face.)
"Make a wish and blow out the candle." -You
(After she complies and blows out the match.)
"And I already know what you wished for! Close your eyes and open your hand so I can give it to you." -You
(Hold her hand and kiss her.)
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How to kiss close in the first two minutes:
When you walk up to her, instead of hugging her, just peck her on the lips.
Follow up with:
"I thought I'd make the situation awkward now, rather than trying to make it awkward later." -You
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Post-date follow-up: What to text for a second date
(Note: You don't ask the question, but you don't directly tell her either...)
"I think I'm gonna wanna party again on Friday! Lucky you, haha"
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What to say to keep her interested:
"Hey, help me finish this drink." - You (feeding her the drink)
"No, no, haha." - Her
Then just stare into her eyes with a strait face.
"Come on, just put in your mouth." - You
Use this one when you've already had some history with her.
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How to Demonstrate Higher Value:
This is more of a technique, rather than a one-liner. I can't believe I haven't posted this up already! All you gotta do in conversation is...reverse the pronouns.
Some examples:
"Do you mind if I entertain you over a drink?" - You (before)
"Do you mind entertaining me over a drink?" - You (after)
"How bout I take you out for dinner sometime." - You (before)
"How bout you take me out for dinner sometime." - You (after)
Ah, the beauty of simple semantics!
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What to text as a statement of interest:
"You should try out to be my new partner-in-crime. Long line, but it might be worth the wait!"
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The "Paper, Rock, Scissors" Routine:
"I bet you my next drink that I can beat you in paper/rock/scissors." - You
"Alright." - Her
If she throws paper:
"I knew you were going to throw paper! It's in your personality. You just got your nails done and you want me to appreciate your manicure. Sorry, I don't do well with high maintenance girls." -You
If she throws scissors:
"The only reason you threw scissors is because it looks cool. Well, you don't have to try so hard to impress me!" -You
If she throws rock:
"Most girls throw rock because they have to feel emotionally superior and powerful. But I didn't think you were one of those kids." -You
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FYI, I noticed the following trend with women:
1. Rock
2. Scissors
3. Paper
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Master PUAs only: the 'she has a boyfriend but you wanna kiss her anyway' routine:
*use only to test the waters, after the hook-point, and after she's already mentioned something about a boyfriend.
"So, just out of curiosity, what do you consider 'cheating' in a relationship?" - You
"Anything beyond the limits of a friendship [or something to that effect]" - Her
"I only ask because I've noticed that a lot of women don't really have a fixed definition for what they call 'cheating.'" - You
"What do you mean?" - Her
"Well, for instance, do you consider kissing cheating?" - You
"Yeah, that's probably cheating" - Her
"I think I see where your coming from, but what if we were just really close friends?" - You
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JAY WA HAS 100% CREDIT FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE ROUTINES
I just put them together to make it easier for people 
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