I'm always having problems with the fat friend in a set, and I can't get to my target unless I tear down the wall that divides us. Recently I walked straight up to the fat friend, not showing any interest in the target and before I could get my opener out she said I wasn't good enough for her friend. I felt like pulling a twinkie out of my pocket, holding it over her head then throwing it to get ride of her, but I held myself back. I looked at the target and asked if her friend was always this rude to strangers. The target gave me that, I'm embarrassed to be seen with her smile, and said "You have no idea". The fat friend grabbed the target and ran off with her. Is it ok for me to throw a twinkie and tell her to go fetch?

fat girls are people too and deserve our respect and our game.

sounds like you're in the right ball park, my strategy for a hostel fat friend is to be quiet faster than usual.

me: quick! - you guys have to stop a fight
them: any fun but serious opinion opener.....
me: love any answer form the fat bird, neg any answer from the skinny one.

keep that up for a few mins and the fat bird normally relaxes.

a bit of kino goes down well also.

good luck.

i got a girl home from the bar that was like 105 pounds and her friend was like 300 and sloppy and puking. When i got her home i told her friend to lay down on the couch and drink some water then i got the girl in my room and started having sex. Then the girl is like, "i feel bad for my friend we should bring her in here." I was like "hell no, not happening in a million years." Threesome would be sweet but not like that.

Is it ok for me to throw a twinkie and tell her to go fetch?

Yes, it is. It doesn't matter if the friend is fat, skinny, tall or short...if she calls you out or tries to disrespect you, put her in her place. You can decide to be playful or harsh (depending on her bitchiness), but always get the message across that you will not put up with the bullshit.

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Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions. - Robert Greene