very funny... you aren't fooling anyone though.

new to this though, might be a bit AFC so ehh...
Didn't know you were looking for a threesome.


new shit test, this one I f'ed up a week ago and I know for sure. This was over the phone, already moved onto my next target though. Practice makes perfect...

Me: so you're going to call me back, is that a promise?
her: I don't know if I can make that promise, I'm kinda busy

totally fucked it up by saying "OK" and then hanging up since she had to get off to class.

shit test: you should go buy the next round.

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Don't worry about it.

this is pretty standard shit, but ... answer: you should go do my laundry
i like this answer.

this actually happened to me and my answer was: both babe. i did it double time just for you.

her: i dont know if i can make tat promise, i'm kinda busy
PUA: maybe that's for the best, it'll help keep your mind off me while your studying
PUA: (classic response) i dont buy girls drinks (and stay in this frame)
or go, get a drink for yourself and return with water for her. if she bitches, get up and come back with a slice of lemon.

She is the one who has been pestering me to show her my porn collection.

Will that work? I am willing to learn.

Just an old friend. She came all the way from (US state far away) just to see me.

Not good?

ST: I'm pregnant, will you be the father? (This came up before but didn't get a good answer).

Im new to pua so im not sure what a shit test really is??

Heres the first thing that comes to mind.....

Im pregnant..will you be the father?

Yes I will be the father...... father away!!!

I was at the motocross track the other day and this HB whos got a BF came driving down the road...driving a small van..

(ME) Hey! where is your "I can drive a van licence?"

(HB) emm em pauses emm... its in my "I have a life bag"

Kinda got me..I just laughed and shook my head and said...Go on...

Its in my "I got a life" bag.....

AAAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHA! YOU ARE FUCKING FUNNY AT LEAST !!

But hey no worries, you only failed two times !
Shit test is a slight insult or might need you to comply, but you mustn't take it seriously. And no, women don't usually say things like "I'm pregnant..will you be the father" as a shit test. Unless you date really weird women, anyway.

And the other thing you said... that made me laugh the most! First of all, try not to approach girls with their boyfriends around. It will raise huge bitch shields, and also NEVER go hit on the girl if theres a guy around. Open the guy.


Good luck...you're gonna need it !

ST: I'm pregnant...will you be the father?

Answer: Okay. Whats the salary as being a father?

ST (obstacle): She's too hot for you.

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haha no there was no BF there at the time. Ok cheers for the help tho:)

Ok will try again..

ST (obstacle): She's too hot for you.

(ME) Shes too hot?? Whats the matter can the girl not speak for herself..
Flames gona come outa her mouth??

ST Is that your best chat up line?

.... ....

so as i was saying.. who lies more? i personally think men lie more but women tell bigger lies like IM PREGNANT etc etc..




Shit Test:- bet you say that to all your girls

yup, every single one of them.

Shit test - whats your problem?

answer: you're mom! done! next! (turn to another girl in the set)

okay, thats for fun!

this depends on if its after the opener or after you say a joke..harder if its the first thing she says so i'll answer if its a response to your opener. (also depends on your opener but whatevs)


real answer: i eat girls like you for breakfast! (say it correctly, fun and teasing) and immediatly continue with a routine or whatever game ignoring said girl. especially if she is the target. if not the target after she warms up make her a friend instead of obstacle.

note: this can be a good situation to be in, so know what to do. in a DYD video one of the guys talks about creating emotion even negative. he says the girls that have this negative tension with you are the ones that when gamed correctly are the quickest to be into you.


shit test: why are you looking at me like that?

-failur

Shit Test: She says shee is going to buy you a beer then hands you 3 dollars.

You know theres some charities that would really appreciate that money right now?

Can we put facebook shit tests up here?

Shit Test: This freak tried to add me!

Yeah course I tried to add you....dont you know my page is where all the freaks are!


Shit test: This Freak tried to add me!

Whooops wrong post

Shit test: Why are you looking at me like that?

Why are you looking at me like this? (make a funny face)


Shit test: This freak tried to add me!!