Apocalypse Opener

Him: Hi

Her: Hey/Hi/kill yourself lol':o'

Him: How are you

Her: Good/Fine/Why Haven't you killed yourself

Him: Would you like to come home with me.

Gaze into her eyes with a smile and be non-threatening.

SLOWLY lean in and BAM make out with her and caveman that shit.

-Neo
You have to let it all go. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.

kudos on trying to come up with your own material...
i think this has potential and it could be used pretty easily to open the obsticle, befriend her and then game the target.
the problem is that you're relying on reactions. so if they dont move away and you go with "there's no such thing as personal space", she'll probably say something about having felt uncomfortable even though she didnt move away, which associates you with that creepy, uncomfortable feeling. so, because of this you'll need to have a few good follow-ups for different situations.

keep working on it, field test and post the finished product.

have you ever tried the apocalypse opener?
i have. i'm damn good looking and i only tried it on HB6 girls. 5 slaps out of 5 attempts.
dont post what you havent tried, especially something as absurd as this.

there are 3 scenarios in which this would work:
1) you're a very famous celebrity
2) you are exceptionally good looking, the girl is exceptionally drunk and her friends abandoned her because she's ugly as sin.
3) she's a prostitute

Great post.
I learned a lot.

Thanks, very true.

ill field test it soon, just after new years im going out. so its quite a while...but should be fine. ill get back to you then about it with a report.

anyone got any idea about good follow ups for my one?

Thanks, goodrich.

Hmmm... C&F.

PUA: There's no such thing as personal space
HB: I did feel uncomfortable even though I didn't move away...
PUA: Bull, you were secretly hoping I'd give you a kiss on the cheek.

Something along those lines could work. It reframes her response in which you're the object of discomfort into making you the object of desire in a C&F way.

Thats an awesome one. im actually sure to use that as one of them.

Cheers!

Goodrich

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I have tried this. I was shot down a few times but it worked ocassionally
Why would you just assume I didn't test it? You know what assuming does.....

-Neo
You have to let it all go. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.

tried an opener last nite that was outlined here. i'm at the bar, and i ask the girl standing next to me for her opinion on what's a good drink to buy a girl. this is such a powerful opener and one that feels very NATURAL. that's important to me. no actual physically walking up to a woman and this opener is full of nice ambiguity with endless potential.

here's how it went last nite.

spoon: what's a good drink to buy a girl?
hb7: jack daniels and coke
spoon: single or double?
hb7: double
spoon: i like jack daniels but you sound an alcoholic
hb7: (chuckles, seems to enjoy the conversation, boyfriend joins her and slams his glass on bar to mark his territory so i ask him too and then walk away).

Finally!!!!! I have been searching the internet for openers that I think I woul dbe happy trying out. At last I have found some, infact I have found some really good ones, ones that I think will really help me achieve goal 1. Cheers!!!!!

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what do you guys think of this in a noisy dancefloor setting.


'hey can i ask you something, you seem the sort of girl i'd go for, could i get your email address, it's too loud in here, and i need to get back to my friends over there'.

honestly? that's terrible. it's not even an opener, it's just feeble and awkward, and you're just jumping straight to the close. noise is not an excuse to skip DHVs and building rapport...i suggest you actually read through this thread and get some tips. straight walking up to a girl and telling her she's your "type" is pretty creepy and probably won't lead to much of anything. and the e-mail close in general is lame in my opinion.

Hey guys tell me what you think of this opener, would work well around college/uni I think, daytime opens, not for clubs.

Your walking along with your ipod/mp3 whatever plugged in. Sight HB, start looking frustrated pull out your headphones, earphones. Walk up to HB: "Excuse me, could you try these on please? I don't think it's coming out of the left ear on my headphones" (instant kino, try to put the headphones on her or in her ear, or just hand them to her).
She puts them on play a song, (anything or if you think you know a song a girl would like prepare this earlier, something cheesy like pussycat dolls or something, you can turn this around and neg her later)
both ears are working, she will say "yea they're working fine" you say "oh my god! what's wrong with my ears!" you might get more kino here, ask her to look in your ears to see if anything's wrong.
Talk about your ears for a moment/music, then move to mid game.

There's a few advantages to this opener.

First of all, you can initiate conversation without threatening HB at all, and slip in under the radar, she won't think your hitting on her.
Secondly, you can get instant kino and potentially continue that.
Thirdly, you can pick a song that's popular to girls at the time, especially around college/uni it's pretty easy to pick up on what girls are listening to at the time and this can get you some easy conversation/negs/DHV
PLUS, for around uni etc, if you see the girl again, she will almost definitely ask you how your ears are

Anyway tell me what you guys think, cheers

no.
you: "haha... seems like my ears are still buggered from last night!"
and now transition... either into talking about music, about last night's "party" or whatever. "so, are you usually this nice to strangers or only ones who though they were going deaf?"

field test it and let us know how it went.

thanks 10 seconds, thats a great line! I'll post how it goes...

A good opener, field tested on a HB9 and led to some good conversation, but didnt push my luck as im just starting out...

me: "Hey, why do you look so grumpy, did you forget your air guitar?!"

*start air guitaring*

pbviously requires a good song and a good SPAM, but you get the drift.

her reaction was to laugh hysterically for about 5/10 seconds until joining in, at which point I turned to her friends and said something like "join in!" and "come on", to show i wasnt hitting on her.

please comment if you can think of improvements.

with love.