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(opener) I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M's?
(opener) Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy
(opener) Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I'm just texting to say goodbye
(opener) Remember guys tomorrow is "Hug a retard" day...So don't freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!
Good post Sir Slick – those amused me.
PS. On the subject of texting, here's some texts from Sunday. This won't help you, I just found it really sexy. It's almost an interesting lesson to be taught by how I got her around my finger too...
Me: "Look, I gotta go, Dexter's starting."
HB9: "K, give me a text if you get bored."
Me: "Well hopefully I won't be bored."
HB9: "Hopefully you will be."
This girl is fit and I didn't get her in my pocket by running game. I reverted back to AFC style, and just had a long friend-to-friend talk where she really opened up and let out all of the things she keeps inside. I was mad at myself for acting like an AFC during the talk but since then she's loved me...and not as a friend. Just a reminder that sometimes its best to be that AFC. You have to use your judgment.