Whenever I exchange gifts with an LTR or MLTR I always run this routine

I go to a local gym (like a bally's or golds gym, whatever, curves could be even better haha etc) and ask them for an envelope with their logo on it, I also grab some pamphlets on exercise programs, whatever. I put the pamphlet in the envelope and write her name on it and seal it.

Then when we exchange gifts I tell her she has to wait until I open mine. Then after I pull out the envelope and hand it to her. As shes opening it I say "TADA!!! I got you 6 months at X-gym, ya kinda need it (I pat her on the tummy)

(watch her jaw drop hahahaha)

I let her stew or hit me or yell or cry or whatever for a second or however long I feel like and then I tell her I'm jk and give her the real gift

hahahaha enjoy guys!

- d mid

really?

That doesn't seem like a good idea to me.

How many times have you done that?

dude its one of my favorites!

I did this over and over before there were even "routines"

If you don't think you can do it, its only because your thinking from a weak frame man, They expect shit like this from me cus from moment one I let em know I'm a scoundrel haha

Not liking it.

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the place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum...

haha, this is funny. It goes back to the whole "emotional roller coaster" theory. Its not evil or sinister or backstabbing.. its a joke. Youre just keepin her on their toes, making her feel a range of emotions in a short amount of time. Plus, if your real gift to her is good, shit wont even matter after 30 seconds. Its something you can tell your grandkids and laugh about later!

I do agree with flypaper however, the chick better have a good sense of humor, high-self esteem, and be in fairly good shape.

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I definitely think I have a great sense of humor and I am known for my "funny" or "inside joke" gifts. BUT your joke gift I don't funny at all. Most girls weakness is dealing with their weight whether they be fat, skinny, healthy, unhealthy, normal looking, model physique, average, or just a little pudgy. Don't go there. You dont want to bring her down. Keep it light and fun!

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"To Give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift" -Prefontaine

Not a PUA just a girl offering my opinions/advice