"I want to change the world, starting with the human population."

Omg... what are you planning Dr. Evil!??




This will be my first contact. What should I make the subject? I was thinking "I know what your up to", "I'm on to you", "I won't let you do it", "The jig is up". And also, do you think Dr. Evil is lame? Maybe I should go with Darth Vador, Hannibal Lector, Lex Luthor (which could underline that I'm superman), Freddy Kruger, The Wicked Witch of the West (maybe extreme?), or Michael Myers (off the wall?). It's all about the delivery and I want it to be good

Idk man... She's probably gonna be like wtf when she reads that
and delete it. Remember opening on the internet is different from
in person.