The most Ridic-you-fucking-lous Openers.



Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 17 guests
Post new topic Reply to topic   Board index » Get Into The Game: New Forum Members Start Here » PUA Lounge

Unanswered topics | Active topics | New posts | Your posts





  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
joker_jack84
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:37 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Addict

Joined: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:45 pm
Posts: 204
Location: Wisconsin
Quote:
lol nice.

what was her initially reaction like? i bet it was priceless

Deer in headlights.
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Mithos
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:02 pm 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:47 pm
Posts: 144
Location: New York
- Nice hands... but they'd look better IN MY PANTS!
-Are you from heaven? cause ive got an erection =D
-Your father must be a limber jack.. cause everytime i see you i get wood in my pants.

_________________
Don't ever let somebody tell you.. you can't do something. Not even me. All right?

You got a dream.. you gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want something, Go get it. Period.
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Masterlock
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:06 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:38 pm
Posts: 66
Hey!...Your Shit

(Thankya thankya Auzzie Tim!)

_________________
"That's some bad hat, Harry"...

<<<<<See that profile picture?
i SWEAR thats not me
Top
   
Reply with quote  
'Vlad'
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:51 am 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:48 am
Posts: 94
Location: Near London, England
in full view of everyone (making sure that they all definately hear, all cocky and arrogant:
'You'll do' whilst pointing

and getting a little bit worse:
'Are you a single mother?' 'do you wanna be?!?!'

and finally:
'Dont make this rape turn into a murder'

have fun!
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Akhy
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:55 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:12 am
Posts: 2
Quote:
in full view of everyone (making sure that they all definately hear, all cocky and arrogant:
'You'll do' whilst pointing

and getting a little bit worse:
'Are you a single mother?' 'do you wanna be?!?!'

and finally:
'Dont make this rape turn into a murder'

have fun!
Uh... gotta say no to that last one. No better way to immediately come off as some creep than to mention "rape" and "murder" in the first sentence of an opener. I'd say maybe you could pull it off with a really good smile and a really horny HB (I've known girls to respond to mentions of rape with, "you can't rape the willing."), but otherwise I wouldn't wanna get slapped/reported to local authorities.
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Yargabavan
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:14 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:14 pm
Posts: 23
damn! you must be a pirate cuz you've got some booty
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Ryantherhino
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:25 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:45 am
Posts: 63
Are you a farmers daughter?

No...?

Cause you sure know how to make a cock rise!
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Stormy
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:29 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Zealot
User avatar

Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:55 pm
Posts: 384
I like making faces at girls.

_________________
http://www.makeherchaseyou.com/ <- Free 10-Day Bootcamp from Herbal
http://www.bristollair.com/outer-game/s ... ibing.html <- Tyler Durden on Vibing
frame-control-defining-reality-and-bei-vt34530.html
Top
   
Reply with quote  
cunning linguist
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:25 am 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:29 am
Posts: 173
Location: Asia
1. "So...you're naked underneath those clothes, right?"

2. "Are you the girl with two breasts?" :lol:

3. THIS ONE I USED ON A D-LIST CELEBRITY. IT'LL NEVER LET YOU DOWN AND GETS RESULTS ON A SUPREMELY GOOFY LEVEL.

Walk up to a girl and say:
"Hey, can you spell "present". (pronounce it as if you mean to say 'present as a gift')

She'll spell it and then you go...

"Now, spell "present" (pronounce it as if you mean "to give something")

She'll spell it the exact same way and she'll be laughing at herself before you even neg her about it.
Top
   
Reply with quote  
T8SIG92
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:41 am 
Offline
MPUA Forum Zealot

Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:42 am
Posts: 325
how about this

"Hi, my name is Dan, what is your name?"

i'd say be as real as possible and then you will have the least success. what a fucked up world we live in huh :shock:
Top
   
Reply with quote  
'Vlad'
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:56 am 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:48 am
Posts: 94
Location: Near London, England
Quote:

Uh... gotta say no to that last one. No better way to immediately come off as some creep than to mention "rape" and "murder" in the first sentence of an opener. I'd say maybe you could pull it off with a really good smile and a really horny HB (I've known girls to respond to mentions of rape with, "you can't rape the willing."), but otherwise I wouldn't wanna get slapped/reported to local authorities.
please bear in mind the title of the thread, and the thread posters frst comment.

he's not tryng to blow them away on the first line.

he is trying to make it damn difficult for himself!

anyway... said all cocky and jestfull - it could and does work - but,please, pick a girl who has a bit of intelligence (to realise you dont mean it!) before you use it
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Stormy
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:43 am 
Offline
MPUA Forum Zealot
User avatar

Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:55 pm
Posts: 384
Me: "Nobody cares about the Jews, you know. And I'm gonna prove it. I'm gonna become the next Hitler. I'm gonna kill all the Jews and one clown."
Girl: "Why the clown?"
Me: "See? NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!"

_________________
http://www.makeherchaseyou.com/ <- Free 10-Day Bootcamp from Herbal
http://www.bristollair.com/outer-game/s ... ibing.html <- Tyler Durden on Vibing
frame-control-defining-reality-and-bei-vt34530.html
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  Page 5 of 5
  [ 72 posts ] 

Board index » Get Into The Game: New Forum Members Start Here » PUA Lounge

All times are UTC

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  

Can we be honest?

We want your email address. Let me send you the best seduction techniques ever devised... because they are really good.
close-link