i know of some eg: girl asks what u are doing during the weekend you say "i dunno". this to me seems retarted for any guy to say as it just shows how you aren't in control of your life. any other examples?

"i'm a great guy!" unless you're making a joke. let her figure out how great you are, don't try to shove it in her face.

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want to suck my dick?

"I Love you!"


(unless you really are in love of course)

"Yes."

"Excuse me..."

any question starting with "can" or "may" or "do you mind if"

"Let me buy you a drink"

"I thought she was you!"

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"I need a girl's opinion..."

"Will you go out with me?"

"Will you be my girlfriend?"

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~ Rye

"I really like you"

"Why won't you talk to me any more?"

"Is a restraining order really necessary?"

lol, those last two are just for fun- no charge.

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Misc forum, "offical stupidest thing to say to a girl" or something like that.
Its basically the same as this.

"Who lies more, guys or girls?"


Ok but on a more serious note, I absolutely hate when I am on the phone with someone and I ask "what's up" and they say "nothing." Granted you are talking on the phone and prob not doing something else significant, but unless you called me to tell me a story about something else, don't say "nothing." If you are watching tv, tell me what you are watching. If you are driving, tell me where you are driving. And if you really are laying there doing nothing, tell me WHY you are laying there. The more info you give, the easier it is to smoothly transition into rapport.

lol... I must be doomed... I say most of these :-p

But then again I always preach that you can pretty much say anything to anyone and have it work out... so long as you deliver it right

Bonita, I totally agree!
When someone responds with one-word answers like "nothing" its so hard to respond back. Its like "ok, cool *silence*"

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Not a PUA just a girl offering my opinions/advice

That's it. It's been decided! I'm officially making you two my girlfriends! It drives me absolutely nuts when girls say that!

Other terrible things to say is just about anything that belittles yourself. If I say something like, "You're so cool" and she responds with "No I'm not" then the conversation either completely dies, or it turns into me trying to convince her she's not as lame as she thinks, which ends up sucking the life out of it and I just want to stop talking anyways. This goes both ways guys; if she compliments you, DO NOT just push it away all the time. Being humble is one thing and jokingly making fun of yourself is another, but actually meaning it when you say that you're not that awesome or whatever she said to you is the most annoying thing you can do!

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"The 'Brick Walls' are there to allow you to prove how badly you want something!" ~ Randy Pausch

~ Rye

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So, i've used a lot of these successfully. As The Doctor said, its not what you say, but how you say it.


I dono... Check Followed up with We'll see who proposes the best plan to me tonight
I'm a great guy... Check After saying I'm the president of the Lock Picking Club on Campus
Want to suck my dick... Check When I asked what she wanted to do and she said I dono
I love you... Not so much.
I thought she was you... negative
Let me buy you a drink... Check. I followed it up with And you can buy me dinner
Can questions... Sometimes people don't have a choice in things
May questions... I'm polite. What can I say
Excuse me... best way to get people out of your way at a party
Yes... girl asks "can we PLEASE have sex tonight"... obvious response
Will you be my girlfriend/will you go out with me... I actually liked the girl. I thought the way I asked was funny. Again, all in delivery.
I need a girl's opinion... Sometimes ya really do...
I really like you... as a friend
Who lies more guys or girls.... In the middle of a "Never have I ever" game

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Well since people tell me all this time, I just say "I know I know"

Ok jk jk.....but seriously