Hi all, i saw an episode of 'the pickup artist' anyways i guess guys were practicing openers or somthing and i thought, wow these two lines could work wonders together... I tried it out and it worked to perfectly anyways here is my kinda how it went...

So your in a bar/club and there is a a 2 set... both girls, they gota look like they are having a good time ie. good friends,

"hey... im kinda geting the vibe that this is a gay bar or somthing, im not in a....."

Girls: "no, no" probly laughing as you suggested they were 'lovers' (possibly they would get offended...) so you say how they have the same expresions and all of that.
You: "So which one of you guys gets hit on the most?" "Oh her (w/e)" "ok well get this"

You have some accesory with you for this to work well, like a hat.

"So i was sitting at the bar, and this huge guy comes up to me, like frigin huge, and he asks me if he can try on my hat, so im not sure if this guy is gona try to kick my ass or what, so i say yea yea take my hat, so he buys me a drink and were talking, really nice guy and then he says, another shot if i can borrow your shirt"

"omg! ahahahahaahah"

"ahahah"

"ahhaha, and your name is..."

(all the while i was building up kino with the target, the hotter one to go along with the story)

you are so in by this point- i sealed the deal with some canned stuff which felt a little cheasy- anyways just wondering if you think this is 'worth' anything, id love some pointers on how to improve this... thanks.

haha i really like the big guy hitting on you one.. i think im gonna try that.

Well I have to give credit to you, it's definitely funny. But I'm not sure about the gay part; those girls might take it the wrong way.

_Saiko

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Im a bit cautios on calling the girls gay- i think if you say it with enough scepticisim they wont take it badly go in with a / / face i think you will be ok.